Silver Tongue

Jul 23

ztimpak:

some creepypasta from 2011: and the cartoon man…had hyper realistic eyes…and everything was red…

me at age 12:

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computationalcalculator:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

rox-and-prose:

closet-keys:

Me, wanting to buy something from a clothing company that pays living wages: god it’s so expensive It is not too expensive, it is fairly priced and I’m just not paid enough.

Honestly I have a theory that a big reason why corporations hate the idea of higher wages is that their entire business model revolves around having the lowest prices, rather than the best product or service. If we get paid better, we can afford to make a choice.

Oh

this actually isn’t just a theory, it’s an entire deliberate tactic, and if you major in business they literally spend multiple semester-long classes teaching you how to do it

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voidcenturyscholar:

klabautermanns:

Once when the gaang visits the Fire Nation, they’re all just on the side of too tipsy when Zuko leans in with the most grave expression imaginable.

“Aang,” Zuko says, “This has been… haunting me…. Why did your friends need to suck on those frogs?”

And Aang just gasps, and does not explain the frogs, because he has suddenly remembered that Miyuki is still wanted by the Fire Nation and that just won’t do. So Aang demands that Zuko pardon Miyuki for her crimes, which then gets the rest of the gaang to dogpile on and also demand justice for Miyuki. 

Zuko is willing to hear him out. 

…Zuko is significantly less willing to hear him out when Aang mentions that Miyuki is a cat.

(Zuko finds it difficult to believe that a cat is legitimately wanted by the Fire Nation)

But because they are all the worst, he relents and they all drunkenly stumble down to go find the records of Miyuki’s crimes and write her up a pardon, much to the chagrin of the night-shift archivist.

Zuko, staring blankly at Miyuki’s rap sheet:

The gaang:

Zuko:

Zuko: I don’t …. I don’t think I can pardon this…

Toph: hes telling the truth

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turing-tested:

flowersandspirals:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

i took my permit test! im so nervous

I PASSED!!

Permit to do what

kill

so you can kill but only if a licensed assassin accompanies you?

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heritageposts:
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heritageposts:

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whenthelightisrunninglow:

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nothing you haven’t seen before

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are uncrustables sandwiches?

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probablybadrpgideas:

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