Silver Tongue

Apr 23

fingers-in-his-ass-sundae:

zootycoon:

zootycoon:

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heh……. kind of like when h

it’s like in the movie when he

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trying to get your story together like:

waterdragonangel:

vikingmera:

vikingmera:

vikingmera:

vikingmera:

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Explaining your story to a willing ear:

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“I really like your story! is there more?

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I like this character, is there more about them?”

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always this

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chefpyro:

Imagine being named Alfred like damn you’re either destined to become a British butler or nothing

they can go by “Al” and have a shady business

chefpyro:

you know in baseball when the batter doesn’t swing, they just kinda hold their bat flat so the ball bounces off it and lands near them

what’s that called again?

that would be considered a foul ball

existentialspacecowboy:

Basically what having a Tumblr blog feels like:

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Hi, yes, this is my trash wall. Feel free to have a look around.

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reo-weedwagon asked: Venom technically qualifies as power armor because he shields you from harm and makes you stronger

chefpyro:

You’re forgetting the power part, bud. If it’s not powered by something it doesn’t count.

hes powered by his love with eddie

(Source: thegamercat)

hello83433:
“The crossover we deserve
”

hello83433:

The crossover we deserve

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stevegabry:
“ Please DO NOT buy #SallyFace merch from @amazon!
They are selling COUNTERFEIT products without my permission.
I’ve been trying to get them to take the stuff down for three weeks and all I’ve been given is the runaround.
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stevegabry:

Please DO NOT buy #SallyFace merch from @amazon!

They are selling COUNTERFEIT products without my permission.

I’ve been trying to get them to take the stuff down for three weeks and all I’ve been given is the runaround.

Share with friends.
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the-dm-experience:

viridiandnd:

My favorite type of rpg puzzle is one that I, as the Dungeon Master, don’t know the answer to and am just waiting for them to do something entertaining enough for me to say “yeah that does it”

this hurts

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