Silver Tongue

Jul 22

spooky-catboy-angel:

theofficialvincenzo:

I think my favorite thing about Steven Universe Future is the confirmation that the show has absolutely never operated with cartoon logic or physics. All those times steven fell off of cliffs or got yeeted by garnet? Shattered his bones every time. Little kid grows up with superheroes and learns to fight alien monsters? Violent and tuamatic PTSD. That same little kid never had to go to school and is really quirky because all his friends are aliens? He was socially isolated from other children and now as an adult cannot form new relationships because he was never taught how. Also now that all of his friends are leaving he has no emotional safety net and is learning that his whole anime-esc childhood was a long string of unintentional emotional abuses and parental neglect.

as someone who has only been following steven universe through my mutuals posts, I just wanna say: what the fuck? what the absolute and utter fuck?

kid didnt even see a doctor until he was 16

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yourplayersaidwhat:

*our Minotaur rolled a 30 something to jump over a large hole in the bridge*

Warlock: can I manifest a fiddle to give to Twig? (Our catfolk Paladin)

DM: Sure? Why?

Warlock: Because 🎵The cat played the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon🎵

Jul 21

vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

themechidnas:

lenle-g:

tikkety-tok:

@ha-tep

Or call your local bee keeper cuz I fear and respect bee’s

People are asking about the no gloves:

Beekeeping gloves are bulky! It’s difficult to be delicate with them on, which is a problem. When you’re moving bees, the goal is to Not Smash Any, because a smashed bee becomes an ALERT beacon to the rest of the bees, who become alarmed and may start stinging.

If the bees are relatively calm, many keepers (myself included) prefer going gloveless so we can be precise and delicate to avoid smushing anyone!

Beekeepers all have preferences when it comes to safety gear that varies depending on the job they’re doing! I personally like to be more suited up if I’m going to move/mess with a queen, but to each their own.

That all said, no gloves, although not always adviseable, isn’t actually as scary as it seems! 🍓

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hot take that nobody is ready for yet

Lord of Games from banjo kazooie nuts and bolts wouldnt look out of place in hazbin hotel.

storvackers:

storvackers:

when your otp gets fluffy in the fic you’re reading in public and you make the face like you’ve just bitten into a whole lemon

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The only time ive seen fic and lemons used in the same sentence and not mean…

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lynati:

Vote to make his claim of victory less believable. Vote to make Trump lose by a truly embarrassing amount. Be one of the voices that said GET THE FUCK OUT, not one of the ones that stayed quiet. Vote so that you have the satisfaction of knowing you helped make him go apoplectic.

Vote, even if you expect to have to riot the following day because you think he’s going to ignore the results.

Don’t make it even one vote easier for him to claim his losing the election is Fake News.

View casting your vote for Biden as the easiest method of protesting against Trump and his blooming dictatorship that you can engage in, no matter what other styles of protesting you are involved with.

And if you’re already planning to vote? Please be aware that you may well have to engage in some of those other forms of protest as well, in order to save our democracy.

You don’t have to choose between voting and other forms of action. You can do both.

marvelsmostwanted:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jul/19/trump-joe-biden-coronavirus-polls

In an interview with Fox News Sunday recorded at the White House on Friday, Trump said “I’m not losing, because those are fake polls” and refused to say if he would accept the result if Biden won in November.
“I have to see,” Trump said. “I have to see. No, I’m not going to just say yes. I’m not going to say no, and I didn’t last time either.”

This is why you should vote, though.

Here’s the nightmare scenario: Biden could win by a very small margin - too close to call, like the 2000 election - and the conservative Supreme Court could get to decide that Trump is the winner, even if he loses the popular vote by a substantial margin (again).

Knowing that this is a possibility doesn’t mean we should give up. It’s actually an argument for getting out and voting, and encouraging every person you know to vote, especially if you live in or know anyone who lives in a swing state. If Biden wins by a landslide, it will be significantly harder for Trump to argue the results. Yes, he’ll stomp his feet and say it was rigged and spout conspiracies. But he will have lost, and it’s important that the rest of the world can clearly see that.

You know how the United States sometimes does that thing where we stand behind the democratically elected candidate in contested elections in other countries? Yeah. We’re that country now! So in the case that Biden wins decisively and Trump tries to contest the results, I fully expect other democratic leaders like Trudeau, Merkel, Macron, etc. to say loudly and clearly, “Congratulations, President Biden! We look forward to working with you!” This hits the global news, making it even harder for Trump to argue his case since it exposes him for what he is: A big giant baby throwing a temper tantrum. I also expect (lol) most (some) Republicans to do the responsible thing and back Biden in this scenario (shoutout Mitt Romney in advance). Is it going to be messy? Probably! But our best chance of getting him out of office is to vote him out now - waiting another four years will be disastrous, and who knows what elections will look like after another four years of voter suppression, gerrymandering, and Trump welcoming foreign interference? Let’s not find out.

Would I be surprised if Donald Trump went on Fox News and continued to insist that everyone there call him President Trump for the rest of his life? No. And the situation above isn’t the only nightmare scenario: It is highly likely that the 2020 election will drag on for days as mail-in ballots are being counted. But I don’t give a fuck what he does after he’s out of the White House - as long as he’s no longer in a position power. I will physically go there myself and stand outside screaming until he leaves if I have to, and I hope you will join me.

antioch-actius:

marvelsmostwanted:

marvelsmostwanted:

I just read the line “President Donald Trump also indicated that federal squads would likely target cities run by the party that opposes him” in a real-life news article and I’m just thinking about how people really thought Democrats were overreacting in 2016 and that we should “give him a chance”

“Joe Biden and Donald Trump are the same” really? ?? What a galaxy brain take. Because right now the standard is “will address the pandemic and not send unidentified federal agents to kidnap citizens in the street” so, yeah, they’re not the same

Dictators don’t let themselves be elected out of power.

TL;DR Donald Trump will leave the White House one way or another. If the idea of 4 more years of Trump scares you, then let’s do everything we can to make sure he sees a decisive loss in 2020. We can’t afford to wait for 2024, when who knows how he will have abused his power and even fewer of us will have the chance to vote him out.

You SHOULD do both.

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absentlyabbie:

coffeebuddha:

damianwaynerocks:

phantoms-lair:

silverscreenx:

fefeman:

jess-the-werefox:

explorerrowan:

damianwaynerocks:

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?

Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.

*Zuko fighting the Joker*

J: “wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s”

Z: *rips off mask* i don’t give a fuck

I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.

“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”

Bat-option papers

Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.

Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.

iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning

alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.

@absentlyabbie​

#look abbie! #it’s so many things you enjoy all rolled up together into one angsty drama filled ball! #:D #I AM DARKNESS I AM THE NIGHT I AM NOT IN NEED OF CALMING TEA!

it’s not always bad to be Seen <3

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beatlesweatles:
“ uncle-beanbag:
“ tendie-defender:
“ cerebralzero:
“ picsthatmakeyougohmm:
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OH NO OH FUCK MY LEAN LAB
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What did were they making that used a shit ton of Potassium? 
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Allegra Chicken
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This post is absolutely...

beatlesweatles:

uncle-beanbag:

tendie-defender:

cerebralzero:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

OH NO OH FUCK MY LEAN LAB

What did were they making that used a shit ton of Potassium? 

Allegra Chicken

This post is absolutely incomprehensible

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rosalucario20 asked:

Newtwo is Mommy!! ;-;

xxtc-96xx:

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yep, she’s mommy 

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