Silver Tongue

May 24

Just started tears of the kingdom and all I can think of is link when he wakes up in a mysterious cave, butt naked and without any weapons with a disembodied voice guiding him:

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fortooate:

chl0r0plast:
& btw fruit Flies literally spawn spontaneously
you look at a fruit fly and tell me it’s ever been anywhere else

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spiribia:

spiribia:
i do love glados but i wouldnt date her . i would be mutuals with her on tumblr though even though she would always be putting the most apeshit and frivolous drama on my dash because shes always responding disproportionately venomously and aggressively to random peoples posts
wait this is so true i didnt even think about that. she would be like Can you BELIEVE what supernaturalfan80 said to me. and she has the screenshots up on the big monitors and shes scrolling through them and going like Honestly. how would you even respond to this. Well, YOU wouldn’t. meanwhile chell would be facing a blank white wall the whole time like it’s blair witch project

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thedenofravenpuff:

vilz:
there ought to be more clowns in the world and they should be more cherished

animentality:

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flipocrite:

ruby-white-rabbit:
chibisquirt:
memewhore:
#i’m losing my SHIT#would you like to not see a dog?#it’s brown

Thank you, @dreamwaffles, that’s it EXACTLY 😂
Even in slow mo it’s a blur

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tikkunolamorgtfo:

This is a headline on an actual news website.

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