Silver Tongue

Jul 20

nedsseveredhead2:

nedsseveredhead2:

warrior cats is so funny cause half the villains are described as dark tabbies and the books make them sound so intimidating but they really just look like this

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[I WAKE BOLT UPRIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT DEFLECT A CURSE WITH A TENNIS RACKET AND IMMEDIATELY FALL BACK ASLEEP]

thekiereneffect:

The moon rn

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marvelsmostwanted:

marvelsmostwanted:

I just read the line “President Donald Trump also indicated that federal squads would likely target cities run by the party that opposes him” in a real-life news article and I’m just thinking about how people really thought Democrats were overreacting in 2016 and that we should “give him a chance”

“Joe Biden and Donald Trump are the same” really? ?? What a galaxy brain take. Because right now the standard is “will address the pandemic and not send unidentified federal agents to kidnap citizens in the street” so, yeah, they’re not the same

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demilypyro:

unfitninjuh:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Thought I saw a fly and slapped the beauty mark on my arm

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I’ve been putting it off for… a year or so…

Get glasses ASAP

No

dankmemeuniversity:

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fattyatomicmutant:

n1ghtcrwler:

snommelp:

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

Reblog to save a life

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YOU WANNA GET RID OF THOSE STUPID FUCKING WATERMARKS?

pukicho:

Just get your picture

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CHOOSE the fucking smudge tool dude

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and WAM

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leidensygdom:
“i had a very specific thought i had to visualize
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leidensygdom:

i had a very specific thought i had to visualize

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