Silver Tongue

Jul 19

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onion-souls:

sirobvious:

I love that while Jimmy Neutron generally meant well, he was such a huge, unbelievable asshole cunt in that fast food episode that that’s all we can think about years later.

The most vicious, biting deconstructions of a person ever written have been inserted into the mouth of a one-off fictional fast food manager

i think its because while we’ve never known a smart kid who could shape reality itself, we HAVE all worked minimum wage with that asshole who acts like theyre smarter than everyone

(via demilypyro)

coldwarriors:

if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy

(via nofacednerd)

cringecontrol:

omegaverse:

can we stop adding -wave and -core to shit now it’s done. it’s finished

a single ant is small enough to dodge the beams if you put it in a micro oven

(via rockboci)

moxperidot:
“ actuallyabloodmage:
“ hyyteli:
“ bad-comic-art:
“ how many liner pens died for this….
Cable #75 (2000) art by Rob Liefeld
”
I just had to see how tiny his eyes really are under all that mess
”
Decided to keep editing the rest of the...

moxperidot:

actuallyabloodmage:

hyyteli:

bad-comic-art:

how many liner pens died for this….

Cable #75 (2000) art by Rob Liefeld

I just had to see how tiny his eyes really are under all that mess

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Decided to keep editing the rest of the face lines out

@donesparce

(via adurot)

mspainttaz:

Sometimes I think about how taz balance is like twenty different love stories all wrapped up in one and how one of those stories is choosing joy in the face of hopelessness and one of them was about the grim reaper and one of them was “I love you Jules” and one of them was between four men playing dnd and falling in love with what they were creating and how one of these stories was about you and me and that canonically it’s our own love and the value of each of us choosing to create and exist that saves everything from the evil of apathy and one of those love stories was between Garfield the Costco cat and the need to mess with Magnus

(via turing-tested)

dragonpower-universe asked:

So Mewtwo skips meals regularly? Does that mean the others just hear his stomach rumble constantly whenever he does?

xxtc-96xx:

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it’s not always rumbling, but when it does….

Mew has a few things to say about it 

wilwheaton:

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(via anymouse1968)

jacobgalapagos:
“ captain-snark:
“ plum-abomination:
“ babyanimalgifs:
“ Not all bees are yellow and brown. This is a northern blue banded bee.
(Source)
”
I FUCKING KNEW IT
I FUCKING KNEW THAT BEE I SAW IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WAS FUCKING BLUE
”
hmm...

jacobgalapagos:

captain-snark:

plum-abomination:

babyanimalgifs:

Not all bees are yellow and brown. This is a northern blue banded bee. 

(Source)

I FUCKING KNEW IT

I FUCKING KNEW THAT BEE I SAW IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WAS FUCKING BLUE

hmm looks white and gold to me

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(via demilypyro)

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