Silver Tongue

Apr 22

chefpyro:

me: looking for info on 2007 real time strategy game Overlord

skeleton man: >:)

sockablock:

Uh, yeah, I am currently at 34. My max is 49.

What?

Is it? Is it, Griffin, is it REAL low? Is it almost like some fucking LICHES of our imagination SUCKED my hit points away from me, a WIZARD? Is that what may account for the LOWNESS? It’s like, so CRAZY low, HUH?

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flowergirlrobichiko:

captainlordauditor:

flowergirlrobichiko:

captainlordauditor:

flowergirlrobichiko:

captainlordauditor:

spiderman helping out the owner of a local art store and them giving him a spiderman discount so now miles only goes in there if hes in his suit

Art store owner realises his secret identity because miles was one of his favourite customers and now he’s suddenly stopped coming in

miles mentions he has to go to the art supply store and jefferson INSISTS on taking him on the way home from school on friday so he can Learn More about his son’s hobby and the owner gives him the fucking discount and miles just dies inside

Jefferson is like “hey why’d you leave so quick” and he’s just like “haha, I just remembered I had to swing by some other places after” and Jefferson adds another post it note to his secret conspiracy board of Is Miles Spiderman

swing by you say

Spiders-men are incapable of avoiding puns it’s their biggest weakness

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dealanexmachina:

nextraordinaire:

hellm0uths:

*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks

#*bored author’s voice over the tannoy* d'you want fluff with that? (via @amarriageoftrueminds)

#sure and if you can throw in an extra “sharing one bed” trope, that would be great.

fake relationship machine broken. Would you like to substitute it with enemies to lovers?

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jorratedlegs:
“not to be homestuck on main and all but… whta.. the fcku… did they do to jade harley on the epilogue…???? im feral.
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jorratedlegs:

not to be homestuck on main and all but… whta.. the fcku… did they do to jade harley on the epilogue…???? im feral.

(Source: jorrated, via moonpaw)

rhythmrender:

officialkeikoandgilly:

narplebutts:

j-ni733:

altadoodler:

dictator-woodle-dee-doodle:

freakofandoms:

nemusou:

stabilizedinsanity:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

23devil:

emeraldembers:

gondor-calls-for-aid:

4-1-3:

People who are younger than you but taller

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People who are younger than you but better than you at something

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People who are younger than you

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People

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Being turned into a llama

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A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

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yeah… weird

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This post is amazing from start to finish

The post. the post with the llamas. the post with the llamas specifically used to express frustration. The Frustration llamas post…

seeing the frustration llamas post on your dash once again

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Seeing this meme again

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When the sun hits that ridge just right…

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Originally posted by campbeja

When said ridge is just ripe for prime real estate.

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Originally posted by africant

When you boast about the the prime real estate and try to excavate it.

(Source: outcense, via jitterbugjive)

pasdecoeur:

action movie directors really don’t understand that they could write the scariest, toughest, most badass line in movie history, and it still wouldn’t come close to the moment in Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, when viscount mabrey of genovia said, “sir you will find that the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!!” and joe didn’t even fucking blink before replying, “Perhaps… But it’s in your eyes.”

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red-vs-red:

red-vs-red:

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oh fuck

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scp-1337:

cedrwydden:

cherry-kokoro:

cedrwydden:

It’s time for artists to stop personifying Gluttony as a fat person and start personifying them as a billionaire capitalist who surrounds themselves with luxury at the expense of the poor.

For everyone in the notes being a little bitch

Gluttony was never supposed to be just about food. It’s about overindulgence. Greed is about the uncontrolled desire of wanting things you don’t need, just to have them. Gluttony is basically hoarding things and overindulging, especially and specifically when those things are needed by other people.

Food was often used as an example because it was meant to be shown as one of the things that, when overconsumed by one person or a specific set of people, it would cause the deaths of others. It also had other ways in which it was used, yes, but overall, gluttony is about fucking overindulgence.

It’s also mentioned to often be about overconsumption of alcohol, but hey. We don’t really go after alcoholics the way we do fat people, do we?

Anyway, a capitalist billionaire is both a wonderful symbol for both greed and gluttony, and y’all are just fatphobic cowards

Thanks for adding this, you express the reasoning behind things way more clearly than I do.

I’ve been saying this for years someone finally gets it

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homofied:

Jesus coming out of his tomb on the third day

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