Silver Tongue

Dec 22

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childrens-hospital-designs:

possumpunky:

Do You Love The Colours Of The Children’s Hospital?

I’m so sorry what have I done

What HAVE you done??

(via aeritus)

demilypyro:

Man, I guess I’m just a hot girl now. What a thing. I’ve never been a hot girl before, I wonder what’ll be on the test

you didnt study hot girl class before the test? no wonder you flunked succubus school!

inkeyjay:

Before there was time, before there was anything, there was nothing, and before there was nothing… there were monsters.

(via rockboci)

littleboneshaker:

radioactivemoose:

so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy

so i got one and wrote this on top:

and left it on a table in the studio

less than five minutes later people were fighting about it

my plan has thus far been a success

PERFECT.

the next gift should be a wooden horse that definitely isnt filled with soldiers ready to commit war crimes

(via adurot)

mortalityplays:

mortalityplays:

the influx of pornbots is so funny. we’re out in our little paddleboat like “oh the rats are swarming again. auspices for the new year.” and in the background the S.S. Twitter is floating past upside down.

thousands of beautiful beautiful girls are swarming down the anchor chain in perfect single file

(via rockboci)

[video]

snorlaxatives:

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

(via moonpaw)

nessa007:

this is so funny 😂

(via demilypyro)

hummerous asked:

saw you on reddit

(also just btw - that sub has a blacklist you can opt in to. it isn't ideal but it is there)

dingdongyouarewrong: