“A woman must be strong to protect that which she holds most dear…”
What if their kids are best friends who go to the same school?
Imagine the PTA meetings
fite me helen
I need this
they suspect each others true identity but cant do anything without revealing themselves so when theyre both in their regular form at the neighborhood bbq, they just passive aggressively talk shit about each others super identity
I like how they bounce in such perfect sync. My left boob is a little bigger than the right so they don’t move with the same velocity and they both tend to go up and down in a slightly circular motion like helicopter blades with nipples on ‘em.
Well, it looks more realistic than the Gainax Boobs in High School of the Dead….
not to be a “this whole website is one giant social experiment” but it honestly blows my mind on how tumblr has completely twisted the genuinely good philosophy of “be thoughtful and think critically of the media you consume” and turned it into this extremist mindset where something is either completely ideologically pure in every single way (which, bad news. is impossible) or it’s the work of Complete Evil and must be banned and ignored in its entirety if found to be slightly problematic. and from this mindset has blossomed a black and white lens on human nature and a terrifying 1 strike and you’re out system with no growth mindset whatsoever
the fact that the users on here decided to deflect this post by trying to go through my blog to find any “problematic post” i may have ever posted EVER so they have reason to cancel me and completely ignore my point is the most on-brand tumblr thing ever
and OP hasn’t been accused of anything btw. people are just reaching for reasons to cancel this post. I wonder why???? Could it be….. does it hit too close to the uncomfortable truth?
Anonymous asked: so we know johns gonna use retcon powers to punch someone. Can you make a top 5 list of people you want to see john punch out of nowhere?
2) karkat (also love him but think it would be fucking riotous)
3) jasprosesprite^2 (specifically the moment she mentions jane’s tits. because i think that would be hilarious and also as much as i love jasprose i think the catmuppet needs…help)
4) grandpa harley (not like in a saving way tho? i just want him to beat the shit out of his ectobiological father yknow??? to cope???)
5) feferi (in a saving way bc like. feferi is awesome and i love her!)
Aranea to make game over have not as many casualties
eridan: before he kills fef
gamzee: as soon as he goes all rage to knock some sense into him
caliborn; at the same time as past john so its two johns ganging up on this hell child
I tell people my favourite colour is red and it’s not untrue but I mean more of a soft red. When you say that, people often think of pink, but pink isn’t just a soft red, you’ve overshot it once you hit pink. There’s a place in between pink and red which has the softness of pink but maintains the vibrant energy of red and that’s where I do my best work.
