Loki in a microphone of the space ship he used, to rescue Asgardians: Attention people, this is your King speaking. We’re about to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. Thor just bet that I couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say that I’m about to be 20 pounds richer real soon.
Knowing how Asgardians are, don’t think they’d mind it that much.
Bruce: Oh my gosh! Are you out of your mind?! Somebody stop these two!
Valkyrie: *Shrugs, keeps sipping smoothy*
Asgardians: *Chanting* Do it! Do it!
Bruce:… *softly* what the f##k!
I mean, considering that they’re hard as fuck to kill, they’ve all became daredevils
asgardian in the background: Do an aileron roll at the same time!
i love how scientists in fiction are always called “scientists”. thats it. they wear a Labcoat Of +5 Science and +5 Medicine. They do not specialize in a tree of science, like Biology or Astrology.
No.
They are just Science Men ready to do Science.
“Do you understand what this could mean for science?
It could mean real advances in the field of SCIENCE”
Literature majors trying to figure out what everyone else does
yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE
Where’s that image with the self driving car that is trapped in a salt circle made of “do not cross” symbols that its software won’t let it disobey
