Silver Tongue

Apr 18

nimium-amatrix-ingenii-sui:

earendil-was-a-mariner:

The least realistic thing about the Lord of the Rings is that a team got together for a group project, decided everything in one meeting, and their plan worked.

The group abandoned the original plan halfway up Caradhras, split up several times, some group members started looking into different projects, found new partners and ended up doing something else, and the project was salvaged at the last moment by the one group member that didn’t get sidetracked. Sounds like a pretty astute description of teamwork to me

(via bloodsbane)

taz-ids:
“ baubar:
“i uhh really like blue right now
”
[ID] A full color drawing of Taako, a thin elf with pale skin and blond hair pulled into a short ponytail, standing in profile. He’s wearing a light blue vest over a long sleeve white shirt, high...

taz-ids:

baubar:

i uhh really like blue right now

[ID] A full color drawing of Taako, a thin elf with pale skin and blond hair pulled into a short ponytail, standing in profile. He’s wearing a light blue vest over a long sleeve white shirt, high waisted blue pants, and brown shoes. His pants are ripped and have several small holes at the bottom. He has a large dark blue wide brimmed hat on as well, and is standing with his arms crossed. Taako has a slightly contemplative look on his face, and is glancing down. [end ID]

(via moonpaw)

[video]

[video]

Anonymous asked: I Stan your johnned rose

almost-casey:

image

thank u! he’s still a dork tho

Me: Sir, how much for the painting of the girl yelling trans rights?

Exhausted retail worker: Ma’am, thats a mirror

my reflection: TRANS RIGHTS

tateratots:
“The three G’s in Gregg stand for GAY
”

tateratots:

The three G’s in Gregg stand for GAY

(via bloodsbane)

lesbianshepard:

Just heard a customer two aisles over go “Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail.

(via bloodsbane)

skulldog:
“ Some material studies, turned into something more. Golden bones and crystals.
”

skulldog:

Some material studies, turned into something more. Golden bones and crystals.

(via aeritus)

cowboyslovingboys:

sword-mlm:

WHO is going to have a subtextually homoerotic swordfight with me that stems from our major unresolved sexual tension

WHO will stand over me as I lay beaten in the grass, unsure if I’m dazed from my loss or your stare?

WHO will leave me with a sexy cheekbone scar that I stare at in the mirror every morning with what I claim is hatred but is actually longing?

WHERE is my sword wielding nemesis??

(via newbarrk)