Silver Tongue

Apr 18

spectrumtwelve:

guiltyhipster:

guiltyhipster:

The Addams Family renting out rooms in their huge mansion cheaply to broke college students.

The students digging it because the craziness and the bugs are pretty much the same as any other dorm house. Also, Morticia and Gomez treat them all like visiting cousins, not like tenants to abuse and exploit. 

One young female tenant sees Gomez treating his wife with the utmost respect and affection and realizes that she’s been making excuses for her awful, obnoxious boyfriend for way too long and that she deserves better 

Another tenant is in a same-sex relationship and their homophobic family doesn’t know (the Addams do, and Gomez and Morticia sit their kids down to explain homosexuality to them) “Your father and I love each other very much, and so does your new friend and her lovely girlfriend…” 

Another tenant who’s being pushed through a college program they hate by their controlling parents gets the courage to stand up to them and switch majors, confident in the knowledge that if their family isn’t going to accept them as an individual with their own dreams and goals, the Addams family will 

i almost even feel like the kids wouldn’t even question it cuz like, it makes as much sense as anything else

two people playing ping pong on the middle of the stairs. are they college students during finals week? are they related to the addams? who knows.

(Source: guilty-as-battery-charged, via newbarrk)

kiribold:

Hizashi, after learning All Might studied abroad in America: Does All Might think in Japanese or English?

Aizawa: Bold of you to assume All Might thinks.

(via newbarrk)

honieelemon:

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busket:

they should have done the live action lion king with actors instead of cgi lions…but i guess lions can’t really act so might as well just make them people. and why not put them in denmark just to spice things up, in the middle ages too. i dont think anyones done that before

(via rosexknight)

puniper:

enecoo:

Where is that Seinfeld post where George’s fiancee died and everything is played out like Persona 4

(via chefpyro)

thedurvin:
“ gelana78:
“ eruditionanimaladoration:
“ itwashotwestayedinthewater:
“ littledeludeddupes:
“those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry
”
while two snakes FUCK to the death
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That dog looking at the snakes like why you...

thedurvin:

gelana78:

eruditionanimaladoration:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

littledeludeddupes:

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

while two snakes FUCK to the death

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

Metal as snakes fucking.

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(Source: 30-minute-memes, via newbarrk)

Anonymous asked: i dunno if you take requests but i would fucking die for your art and if you could draw karkat/davekat i'd treasure it forever :pensive: (especially if you could sneak in nb bi karkat and trans pan dave)

monavat:

Here you go, Anon! Hope you’ll like it!!  

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softthighkisses:

you’ve heard of big tiddy goth girlfriend

now get ready for:

big dick gamer girlfriend

(Source: softthighkisses-moved, via chefpyro)