Silver Tongue

Apr 16

brocflowers:

systemshocker:

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what the fuck happened in Solo

the millinium falcon got the consciousness of a robot that lando used to sleep with. Whats hard to understand?

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kotisnotacat:
“let me join the party!
it’s been 10 years guys
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kotisnotacat:

let me join the party!
it’s been 10 years guys

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daily-davepeta:

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lets just see where this is going first alright

athanatosora:

athanatosora:

where’s that post where a store thought “fucking” was just english slang for really good and had signs that said “fucking sale”

that’s bakugou. That’s bakugou in marketing, only he knows exactly what it means

coworker: “hey bakugou we need a way to advertise the sale we’re doing - ”

bakugou: “we’re having a fucking sale?”

coworker: “i don’t know what that means but perfect that sounds great”

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yorozuna:
“あめ玉さんのツイート: “ぷかぷか… ” ”

yorozuna:

あめ玉さんのツイート: “ぷかぷか… ”

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koloquials:
“happy homestuck!!! i drew my top three favorite characters
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koloquials:

happy homestuck!!! i drew my top three favorite characters

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harry potter books rated by number of animals-are-actually-people reveals

goosegoblin:

katrinageist:

goosegoblin:

harry potter 1: this cat is actually a teacher at hogwarts. solid beginning, pretty good work here. 7/10.

harry potter 2: this tree is actually a monster that’ll destroy your car, and this book is actually uhhhh a teenage boy’s ghost, but no animals. disappointing. 3/10.

harry potter 3: this evil dog is actually a man and your godfather. this large wolf is your year 9 teacher. that deer is your spirit from the future/past due to a time travel loop. your best friend’s pet is a war criminal. this is where we completely and totally peaked, folks. 11/10.

harry potter 4: this cup is actually a portkey and this man is actually a completely different man. the original man is locked in a trunk. nobody is a cat BUT rita skeeter is a beetle, and now she lives in a jar. 6/10

harry potter 5: uncertain how much tonks can become an animal, but even if she did it would just make her a furry, so 0/10.

harry potter 6: harry was far too busy being obsessed with draco this book to do anything else. harry wouldn’t have noticed if hedwig was actually morrissey. unrateable.

harry potter 7: in a horrifying twist of events, we have a person revealed to actually be an animal as Bathilda Bagshot turns out to be a giant fucking snake in a human costume. Who let that happen? Who cleared that? I need names and answers. -2/10

post-books information about nagini: no. -10/10

+1 for book 4, you forgot that Malfoy was briefly a ferret

i’m a fraud and a fool. harry potter 4: both a beetle AND a ferret. 8/10

You also forgot about the brief time hermione was a cat in year 2

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punicraft:

minecrafts a horror game if ur pussy enough

*ssssssssss*

(Source: puniplay, via newbarrk)