Silver Tongue

Apr 15

Anonymous asked: didnt you used to have a parent trap AU where dave and rose swap places without their respective guardians noticing?

banishedquasiroyal:

briefly yeah. it results in rose like, losing her shit and calling CPS on bro and dave getting mom into AA? there wasn’t really a happy ending tho

what if mom gets the proper help she needs and gets full custody of dave and rose and is an active sober mother while bro is in jail and has to pay child support

jingle jangle

miraculoustang:

(Source: ranchuppi, via newbarrk)

demigosh:

and demigosh said let there be kids

(via homestuck-betakids)

oldearthmapping:

lawfulgoodness:
vexie-chan:
zevveli:
graduateddog18:
thedicepaladin:
My players as soon as it’s their turn, as if they didn’t know it was coming up again:
When you’re at the bottom of the order and just space out for ten years until the dm calls you out.
Well I HAD everything planned out, but I follow the WIZARD in turn order and he just turned the entire terrain into Jell-O pudding to kill the guy I was going to charge at so now I have to reconsider what I was going to do!
^^^
That, or EVERYTHING I WAS PLANNING has a range of effect and my allies all decided this is a GREAT TIME FOR MELEE and now I’m a) out of range for a non-effect action and b) really don’t want to burn/moonbeam my friends.
Listen my dudes….
If you’re ranged DPS, and the melee fighters rushed in to combat before you could do anything.
LIGHT
THEM
UP
Originally posted by rakshasa16
It will result in 1 of 2 things:
The melee fighters will flex on how they’re so hardcore they can take it
The melee fighters will learn to hold their action
Sincerely,
~A melee fighter that told his wizard to be a wizard, and let the tank be a tank. Singed eyebrows are the mark of a good barbarian.
As someone who very enjoys doing the first I second that advice.
I can take it. Just do it!