Silver Tongue

Dec 19

guerrillatech:

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anexperimentallife:

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athimbos-frottage:

this shit got me so entertained like i was on the edge of my seat the whole way through

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spacecaptainglow:

@demilypyro

toss the daggers in the air and then hit them with the hammer like a baseball so they fly into your enemies

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charminglyantiquated:

oylmpians:

Playing anything after playing assassin’s creed for a month: why the fUCK can’t I climb this

assassin’s creed was the first video game I ever played, and I finished the first game in a weekend more or less without pause. then I went to work on Monday and, being totally unfamiliar with the Tetris effect, was extremely taken aback by the immediate impulse to reach my teller station by vaulting over the counter. I mean, I didn’t even question it at first. I made it maybe two long purposeful steps forward before my brain caught up and I spent the rest of the day doubting my own actions.

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heathyr:

just-shower-thoughts:

We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights

artificial darkness would be funny as hell though i’d love to beam a line of night directly into someone’s face. go to the void

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xiranjayzhao:

lizzieonka:

ASDFGHJKL

😭😭😭

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faustandfurious:

samwisegamwise:

samwisegamwise:

faustandfurious:

Sauron: “I like your Silmarils”

Morgoth: “Thanks, I stole them from the president”

hold on i have to read the Silmarillion real quick

yeah this is funny

braver than any US marine

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making friends as an adult is the worst, I just want to know people already. no meet only know

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this person said “become a brain witch” like I’m supposed to know what that is

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help I’m being dragged by the brain witch community

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