i morphed all of mcr together and now i don’t know what to do with the product
*puts him in a cardboard box and ships him back to the original seller*
it’s him
michael romance
that one comment is the single fuckin funniest thing i’ve read in 6 months, screw this website
(via rockboci)
Ants would simply dodge the microwaves the helmet emmits
oh this is about microwaves. I thought it was sword ant online
it can be both
(via pinkhairandpronouns)
Dm: the thunderwave comes back at you due to the shape of the room making a powerful echo chamber and you all take 3 damage
wizard who was previously at full health: Fuck im almost dead
[video]
not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just “doesn’t ask for things”
#you don’t believe you can be liked so you settle for being useful
(via thetimeisneveright)
how shits gonna be in 3 weeks after everyones been stickin ants in the microwave
(via rockboci)
I’m off to fight God does anyone want anything?
Sorry everyone, God didn’t drop anything worthwhile, only soup.
It means he only DROPPED SOUP
Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe
ALRIGHT YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I’LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD
The other God ALSO dropped soup?????????????????????
what do you mean the other god also dropped soup???????
It means I killed him and he only dropped soup!
GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE
NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP!
I’M FIGHTING THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP GODS!
FUCK YOU!!!!
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“Also, the sonnet’s not very good. It jumps back and forth from first to third person without reason, and only talks about two kinds of coffee.”
this is where the coffee machine is from lol
[CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM THEME INTENSIFIES]
That didn’t take her long at all.
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