Silver Tongue

Jul 07

pukicho:

pukicho:

In my fantasy world dwarfs WONT get the short end of the stick - they’ll be eight feet tall and have huge cocks and they’ll live in the sky like Gods, not in a mountain like a dwarf

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It’s important to the story

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cryptid-sighting:

mobpsycho100:

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This is another meme I would love to show to someone from exactly one year ago and see what they think is going on in

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Jul 06

talesofwindandfire:

you can’t convince me that a huge factor leading to zuko’s redemption wasn’t aang repeatedly showing him kindness for absolutely no reason… when people say katara was the first one to give zuko a chance? pls.. aang was extending his hand all the way back in season 1. he was the first person to make zuko doubt the fire nation just from being shown the kindness of his heart

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yourplayersaidwhat:

Dm: the thunderwave comes back at you due to the shape of the room making a powerful echo chamber and you all take 3 damage

wizard who was previously at full health: Fuck im almost dead

various-incorrect-quotes:

Bubby: I’m so thirsty..

Gordon: In what way,,, like you need water or dick?

Bubby: Both probably-

Benrey: Hell yeah, Aquaman’s dick

various-incorrect-quotes:

Gordon: BENREY. DID YOU PUT RED KOOL-AID IN MY SHOWER HEAD?!

Benrey: No! I would never do that.

Gordon: THAT IS SUCH A FUCKING LIE! I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!

Benrey: Try it, feetman.

various-incorrect-quotes:

Tommy: I wanted McDonald’s.

G Man: Yeah, and I bought you McDonalds!

Tommy:

Tommy: Dad I just wanted a Happy Meal,,, not the entire place-

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the council will decide your fate

bl4ckvamp:
“uh oh dude hope youve got ur passport
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bl4ckvamp:

uh oh dude hope youve got ur passport