Silver Tongue

Nov 24

mysteriie:

justarandomextrainamovie:

mysteriie:

mysteriie:

mysteriie:

I havent seen very much of Detective Pikachu but Im ready to be the most annoying bastard in Ryme city, pulling around my partner pokémon Grimer in a wagon at all times

some jerk: wow thats gross and dangerous

me: you fool. you utter buffoon. you think I feed my beloved pet industrial waste? you think I let him drink pesticides and herbicides?? You think I give him access to fucking sewage??? He eats exclusively recyclables and biodegradible trash. If we took political action to limit pesticide usage and force huge companies to stop dumping waste in unsafe areas, the Grimer and Muk population could all be much healthier and safer to be around. In this TED talk, I will

YES my partner is a Grimer. YES I carry rubber gloves on my person at all times so I can pet him when he is a good boy. WE EXIST.

OP what is his name

Scrungus

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rosexknight:

we-are-darkelf:

galacticdustbunnies:

Georgia Voters *who voted in the November 2020 Election* are finding themselves PURGED from voter records.

This video explains how to check this and how to re-register

Deadline to re-register is Dec 7th

Voters from georgia, check your status.

I just checked and I’m still good. But I’d def check y'all.

kinschi:

I love reading tags

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loummie:

david tennants so funny to me cuz  hes like. a very private and quiet person. and all characters they call him to do are like mr slutty mcthot

David Tennant can do three things, be a detective, a serial killer, or wear very tight pants

i always think the venn diagram is Slut, Sad Dad, and Serial Killer.

Change my mind

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tilthat:

TIL in 2009, Burger King ran the “Whopper Sacrifice” campaign, which offered a free hamburger to anyone who deleted ten friends off Facebook. Facebook suspended the program because Burger King was sending notifications to the castoffs letting them know they’d been dropped for a sandwich.

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Powerful

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libertarirynn-deactivated202006:

This blew my damn mind

I fucking KNEW there was a difference between address and address!

You address a person by their name.

You give someone your address.

i hate this god damn bastard language

mellow-elbow:

Please consider: Neutral Chao Colored Shadow imprinting off of his feverish big sister

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bonescaro:

ratcoded:

I’ve seen several individual posts that were just like “media you shouldn’t watch” lists that just bulleted out each show or movie someone has said was bad at any point. i love those posts.

so.. all shows lmao?

yes

It’s worth clarifying that this is only about half of this particular list, which includes “artists like Yugo Limbo”, midsommar, and zombieland

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red-swimmerz:

Hey guys! :) I just want you all to remember that SOCIAL DISTANCING is IMPORTANT in order to minimize the contraction of COVID-19. :) So make sure to STAY in your HOMES. :) Even if you are at a YOUNG AGE and have NO PRIOR HEALTH ISSUES, it’s still important to be MINDFUL of those who are of OLDER AGE and have HEALTH ISSUES that could potentially INTERFERE with their RECOVERY if they contract the CORONAVIRUS. :) So as a SERVICE to your COMMUNITY, it’s important to remain ENCLOSED in your HOME. :) STUCK, if you will. :) Now go do something FUN from the CONFINES of your HOUSE. :) Perhaps play some VIDEO GAMES with your ONLINE FRIENDS? :) :) :)

i’m bringing this back because i don’t think enough of you were forced to look at this

Jesus Christ you tumblr users will start screaming over the smallest things. Distance, dickheads. Don’t be selfish.

oh you sweet summer child, that is not why they’re mad

Your formatting, use of smiley faces, and amount of capitalization needs work, although your intentions are without fault.

i’m sorry i didn’t realize my english teacher uses tumblr

You realize your pitifull attempt at an insult says you think I have something to teach you, as a teacher does by definition, therefore you are calling me smart.

Work on your grammar and your insults over the weekend if you want to earn back some credit.

sorry to inform you that the formatting of the post and the smiley faces are clearly part of the joke

What joke?

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great post everyone

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