Silver Tongue

Jul 01

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yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: A body is NOT a ranged weapon!

it is if the kobold pisses off the paladin

supreme-leader-stoat:

questbedhead:

adistraughtthought:

chlmera:

itsdanimotherfreakingglitter:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that the world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an Irish female teacher who shouted the word “quiet” at 121 decibels, the equivalent of a jet engine (x)

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DISGUSTANG

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oh my god?

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Okay please read this whole article because there is important information in ther, including;

1. She never yells at her students- her record breaking 121 decibel shout happened during an event she’d been invited to. She was defending her title after setting the previous shouting record during a competition at a church camp, where she got to 119.4 decibels 

2. The only reason she entered the first competition was because her twin sister had entered and was about to win with a shout of 119.1 decibels. 

3. They took her to an expert to try to understand how she shouted so very loud and his conclusion was that her supernatural volume was fueled entirely by her need to beat her sister. 

That’s just how siblings are.

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dankusmcdonald:

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dankusmcdonald:

terryfuck:

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so you might say

like

you might say i could go h

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yeehawlw:

rookbishoppawn:

destinytomoon:

dysphoricsnufkin:

yeehawlw:

destinytomoon:

Lesbian rights

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THEYRE COUSINS

NO THEY ARENT LMAO that was made up by a non official guide. Canonically they are only “"best friends”“

I’m all for inclusivity, but erasing platonic love is not okay.

daisy and peach eat each other out

gal pals with benefits

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Anonymous asked:

aang: serotonin be gushing like waterfalls against smooth stone, with the wind gently swaying the leaves. *thinks about firebending* and that’s it. it’s very cold.

anna-scribbles:

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aang said firebending does not spark joy

randomitemdrop:
“ nemfrog:
“ Anne Edson Taylor inside the the barrel she designed for her plunge over Niagara Falls. She survived the feat, on her 43rd birthday. Standard library of knowledge. 1904.
Internet Archive
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Item: armor of protection...

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nemfrog:

Anne Edson Taylor inside the the barrel she designed for her plunge over Niagara Falls. She survived the feat, on her 43rd birthday. Standard library of knowledge. 1904. 

Internet Archive

Item: armor of protection against waterfalls

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zutarafuckedmeup:

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i spent 3 and a half hours on this shitpost because i physically could not do anything until i painstakingly recreated one of the most unoriginal meme formats on earth

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