Silver Tongue

Apr 11

pointlessoressential:

fuck everybody else, i respect

You

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Fixed

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tiktokarchive:

[With the security alarm screeching in the background]:

“That moment when the alarm goes off randomly at your work, but you don’t know the code to stop it, but then your store manager isn’t answering his phone, so now the police have to come out and talk to you, because when the security company called you couldn’t give them the code to turn it off.”

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rakkudude:

nocakeno:

chorusofravenousangels:

shiftythrifting:

I don’t think I’m enlightened enough to doerstarbt this shirt.

WHAT PART
OF

shffsdi fffin ish shde chxni aiwe
xsdh cix aside fffsdu asixu

DON’T YOU
DOERSTARBT

WHAT PART

OF

shffsdi fffin ish shde chxni aiwe

xsdh cix aside fffsdu asixu

DON’T YOU

DOERSTARBT

(Source: shiftythrifting, via dan-mcneely)

millenianthemums:

This 4/13 is so special because there’s no way of knowing what exactly’s gonna happen. It’s like Christmas except there’s no way to know if Santa will give you lots of presents, not show up at all, or shoot you in the head with a gun

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carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

Breaking News:

Influential TERFs still foaming at the mouth over picture of tiny anime girl Lily Zombielandsaga holding a gun and telling them to shut up

@terfs in the notes:

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doyouhearthunder:

eccentrica-gallumbits:

eccentrica-gallumbits:

At work we have this mannequin, right? His name is Manny, and he is a pretty chill dude when you pass him in the hallway.

BUT

The second you look at him on the security cameras, he becomes the most terrifying creature in existence.

There is barely any activity to monitor in this corner of the hallway, none of the booths are even in the frame (except for 12), so why do we bother with this camera?

To watch Manny.

To make sure he stays contained.

HOW COULD I FORGET TO INTRODUCE YALL TO JENNA

SHE PROTECTS THE STORAGE ROOM

Where do you work, the SCP Foundation?

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konigstigerr:

canape-official:

konigstigerr:

nobody:

greeks about to fight a man eating monster: hol up, gotta get naked.

Dex build

perseus really is the dark souls of myths.

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blazing-forge:

akunohomu:

pondwitch:

that one fallout 3 plot breakdown from /v/ has problems but i’ll never forget “a purifier that shouldnt exist released radiation it shouldnt have, killing colonol autumn who had no reason to be there. then colonol autumn, who shouldnt be alive, captured us in a place he shouldn’t have been able to reach with a flashbang grenade that shouldn’t have worked to prevent us from fixing the machine he wanted fixed”

also “due to this overwhelming consesus we were obliged to fight a massive war” and “the president set us free to enact his plan which was of no benefit to anyone, ourselves least of all”

also the part where he recounts the events of babytown and just devolves into keyboard smashing

And this is why Bethesda should just outsource their writing to Obsidian.

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