Silver Tongue

Apr 11

the-real-skye:

ersoroot:

imstrandedonthemoon:

rosadiaznypd:

peter parker: hey captain carol look at this cool picture of me on this pride flag!

carol: wow that’s cool man

peter parker: yeah! i took it on the anniversary of gay marriage being legalized! 

carol: 

carol: 

carol: the anniversary of WHAT BEING LEGALIZED 

peter parker: gay m—-wait where are you going????

carol, flying out the window: LOUISIANA 

*frantic knocking on Maria’s door*

maria, opening the door: what the f-

carol: GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGALIZED

maria:

maria:

maria: i know???

carol: and you didn’t dO ANYTHING ABOUT IT????

maria: fury didn’t let me use the pager

Why was this hiding in the tags???

(Source: briel-arson, via nofacednerd)

iwannapushyourdaisies:

readableporn:

lubricates:

never forget january 2019 memes

It would be a loss

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

(via nofacednerd)

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otherwise-called-squidpope:

alpinehell:

Does china accept constructive criticism

Historically, no.

(Source: kryptornation, via nofacednerd)

jakemorph:

an angel wearing a t shirt that says ↖ MY ↑ EYES ↗ ARE → AROUND ↘ HERE ↓

(via jadewares)

Apr 10

showerthoughtsofficial:

Donate 1 kidney and you’re a hero. Donate 5 and you’re under investigation by the police.

(Source: reddit.com, via nofacednerd)

millennial-review:

(via stemmmm)

[video]

wilwheaton:

This makes me so happy.

(via thescyfychannel)

April 10th - 10 years ago today, a boy stood in his room waiting for a name

artwavegodtech:

wigmund:

But then author realized this version of the comic would be a pain in the ass so he abandoned the Beta version and relaunched the comic on April 13th, after which everything promptly went to hell

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