hi i rarely shower and when i do i don’t wash my hair, i dont brush my hair, i dont take care of my hygiene at all, i drink soda exclusively instead of water, my only hobbies video games and internet forums, i only wear band shirts and baggy jeans, and i believe women find me unattractive because of the shape of my jaw
How dare you call me out like this
Why would you want to relate to this? Why would you admit to that? Why would you announce to the world that you’re like this?
One of the McFunny Bros asked “can shazam vote” on their podcast and now I think it would be funny if one of the other superheroes asked him if he voted and he’s like “oh no I’ve never voted” and they all give him shit for it like he’s some “I don’t care about politics” idiot but actually he’s just 14
Superman: It’s your civic duty, man, how can you expect to affect real change if you don’t even muster up the bare minimum effort to participate?
Batman: I mean yeah all politicians are crooked but some of them are clearly less crooked than others and its our responsibility to minimize that corruption in the system
Aquaman: Not to mention climate change, if I don’t vote for green candidates my house is going to boil over
Billy: coolcoolcool yeah I’m totally gonna sign up to vote next time I’m at the politics store, anyway do any of you guys play fortnite?
Aquaman: yeah
the implication that aquaman plays fortnite is terrifying
haaaaate seeing rich ppl mansions that are so modern and minimal and severe like an art museum or smth…like hello ur in the perfect situation to build the coziest most ethereal home full of unique treasures and ultimate comfort. instead u buy beds and couches that look like they’re from roblox. anyways
