Silver Tongue

Jun 27

history-and-stuff-and-things:

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This had me laughing for a solid 5 minutes.

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lilstinky-deactivated20221002:

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this pic is abt to make me lose my life

@adurot​

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silver-tongues-blog:
“so the newest episode of @dingodoodles fools gold campaign was a thing
”

silver-tongues-blog:

so the newest episode of @dingodoodles fools gold campaign was a thing

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Anonymous asked:

why is it abbreviated to hlvrai and not hlvrbtaiisa

wayneradiotv:

because that acronym is horrid

“Hal-Vir-Ba-Tay-suh”

xxtc-96xx:
“ thefloatingstone:
“Realplayer required
”
get off the computer I need to make a phone call
”
“can you clean the mouse ball?”

xxtc-96xx:

thefloatingstone:

Realplayer required

get off the computer I need to make a phone call 

“can you clean the mouse ball?”

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jvlianbashir:

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headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

Tumblr is so interesting in terms of its role in pop culture and human consciousness, because we just don’t…have celebrity accounts to follow. almost no famous person uses tumblr as part of their public presentation. (If they do, apparently no one cares enough about them to put them on my dash practically ever.) Likewise, the “big” tumblr accounts got to where they are purely because of the stuff they post on tumblr and not because they are well known elsewhere.

HOWEVER (and here’s the bizarre thing) if you get a popular post on tumblr, it’s basically a permanent fixture of Internet culture. Get a funny textpost past 50k notes and it’s common knowledge among young internet users, and can be found reposted to Instagram, Reddit, Facebook, and random clickbait websites.

The half life of a Tumblr shitpost is longer than that of carbon-14. Tumblr produces a wildly disproportionate amount of original internet text-based content. There are funny tweets, but none of them really end up pop-cultural juggernauts like Randy Your Sticks or None Pizza with Left Beef.

Tumblr is the O- blood type of the internet.

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:
“ dietaryfiber:
“ mayordog:
“ a warning
”
we have Ten Days
” ”

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

dietaryfiber:

mayordog:

a warning

we have Ten Days

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idekwhatthisblogisanymore:

The gaang plays a stupid game which basically tests how good zuko is at finding shit.

It starts off with aang trying to make zuko more likeable by showing how good he is at finding things. He hides their supplies in a weird part of the western air temple and is like “don’t worry. I’m sure zuko can find it by the end of the day.” He finds it in ten minutes.

The game gets more ridiculous. Aang hides their supply bag in secret rooms that not even he knew existed up until now. Katara freezes it in a block of ice and submerges it in a nearby lake. Sokka trains Appa to keep it in his mouth for long periods of time without swallowing it. Zuko finds it every damn time.

They’re impressed and somewhat unsettled by how good he is at this game. But they absolutely lose their shit when it comes to toph’s turn. She hides the supply bag deep underground and assures them that zuko can’t possibly find it unless he magically became an earth bender and learned seismic sense overnight.

Zuko kinda struggles with this one until he walks over the patch of dirt where toph buried the bag. It looks normal but he feels…different somehow?

Everyone’s thinking “oh god. Oh no. He can’t possibly do it. Don’t tell me he’s gonna do it.” Zuko silently points below his feet and the rest of the gaang have a collective breakdown.

Zuko’s like, “does this mean you guys think I’m cool now?” They’re all too terrified to say anything but “y-yeah sure.” And poor zuko is too socially inept to hear the fear in their voices. He just smiles and thinks his friends are liking him more now.

imagine after aangs death, zuko is like “we should go the southern water tribe. i have a feeling”

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laflareon:

catchymemes:

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At first I thought the only thing missing was people wearing masks, but now I realize this take is spot on…

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