Silver Tongue

Apr 07

shaggykilledgod:
im so fucking sick of the dysphoria debate. sam smith comes out as nonbinary and the comments are like “but do you experience dysphoria?????” like what makes you think you get to ask such a personal question? when someone comes out and tells you how they identify thats all you have to know. respect them and move on. the fuck is wrong with y’all
yre all ignoring this post bc yre fuckin cowards who dont want to admit asking a trans person who just came out “but do you have dysphoria?” is the SAME as cis people asking “but have you had the surgery”

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stvckyslvt:

chancethereaper:
majitowfoxlover:
prguitarman:
legowerewolf:
emma-d-klutz:
shaolinbynature:
hey-hey-shutthefuckup:
lukestarkillerisgay:
microtear:
drankinwatahmelin:
lordhams:
goldensweetcheeks:
ellsworthej:
e-wifey:
thxrsdxy:
britteryikes:
lizzysarai:
effigyofubiquity:
kwantsu:
mf-johnson:
kumasenpai:
laurdlannister-kingslayer:
britteryikes:
singingnightowl:
antiandrogen:
abrown16:
teamnowalls:
antiandrogen:
shesfromsaturn:
violetnpurple:
savvygooner:
just-shower-thoughts:
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …
father god
…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-’
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30?
You sure about that??
Lord have mercy….
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
Originally posted by ihiphop
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.
🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurts…
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and we’re still here
happy New year’s eve
I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last one😂

half is odd. its .5

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dndeed:

onlyawfulrpgideas:
dndeed:
Further proof that PCs will loot anything that’s not nailed down.

My crew invested in carpenters tools, then went back to a dungeon they had previously cleared, just to remove the “fancy wooden door” and sell it to a local junk shop…
Further proof that PCs will loot anything ~~that’s not nailed down~~.

I had to collapse a castle to keep my players from claiming it for themselvse

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banishedquasiroyal:

wood lesbians

Hurley and sloan

cat-memes-only:

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chickaburra:

My boyfriend is starting a new dnd campaign, and I drew his character. He’s a shy, little kobold monk, so wish him luck on his adventures!

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probablyfrickenweirdrpgideas:

saphore:
your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?
STILL ALIVE

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livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

geekandmisandry:
blackberryshawty:
Like how bout you mind your business okay
I can only hope that you hit a tree instead of a person.
as long as you’re on the road with me, putting my life in danger, it sure as hell IS my business. don’t look at your fucking phone while your car is moving. you’re going to kill someone.

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greyisbetterthangray:

I love them

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lyingnudieonthefloor:

badjokesbyjeff:
I called my friend just now and said, “I have a joke for you.”
Friend: “Ok shoot”
Me: “What has a tiny penis and hangs down?”
Friend: “I dunno what?”
Me: A bat.. now what has an enormous penis and hangs up?
Friend: I dunno what?
Click
THIS IS NOT A BAD JOKE, JEFF. THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF COMEDY.

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