Silver Tongue

Apr 07

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anarqueer:

wakeupontheprongssideofthebed:

herovigilante:

please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids

“le couple homosexuel interracial français milieu a vingt enfants” en fait c’est une erreur statistique. georgs d'enfants, qui habite dans une cave et adopte dix mille enfants chaque jour, est une donnée aberrante et il faudrait pas l’avoir compté

I don’t even speak French and I know what that paragraph says

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mrs-transmuter:

operativesurprise:

rubes-dragon:

whimmy-bam:

diva-gonzo:

dumbass-oikawa:

conservative-libertarian:

221books:

fuckyourwritinghabits:

cornflakepizza:

winchesterbr0s:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

czarnoksieznik:

beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

what the hell

This makes me really chuffed

This post is quite egregious

Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

goddamnit.

all of you go to hell

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

Why the fuck do these exist

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.

i mean, its currently happening with legit

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zicygomar:

invenblocker:

wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se:

ghostyrivergirl:

radicalseabies:

radicalseabies:

if ur an 8ft gerudo lady hmu

remember in botw how theres that one gerudo girl crying in the bar bc her bf dumped her for being “too tall”, and she cries like “whats that supposed to mean, im only 8 feet tall” like wtf im gonna find that dude and hes gonna catch these hands anyway if ur 8 feet tall DM me

They way she says “only” implies 8 feet is below average for Gerudo height.

In the Hyrule Historia, Ganondorf is stated to be 7’6’’. So with this in mind, we know that Ganondorf, the Demon King, the Prince Of Darkness, is very short for a Gerudo

Ganon turned evil because he was a manlet.

(via demon-space-boi)

baebyeolbe:

notevenpurpleu:

Someone copy pasta something clever over this god tier reaction 

(Source: mangakachu, via demon-space-boi)

nofacednerd:

YALL I GOT A THEORY

TELL US

[video]

insertdisc5:

hunting for a gf

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saccharinescorpion:

appreciation post for these random fishermen in Moana

• cute
• perfectly convey the EXACT emotion you feel when two people you know well but don’t know “well” get into a family argument in front of you
  

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papermariosuggestion:

Paper Mario:

Stryder7x: 

(via chefpyro)