Silver Tongue

Jun 25

demilypyro:

Why is it that men can walk out on the street shirtless but I cant commit arson

Because gas prices are outrageous and arson is expensive to commit

stoutduke asked:

Has Riolu ever used an attack on Mewtwo?

xxtc-96xx:

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yeah probably 

calladraws101:

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karens

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ot3:

TV: here’s a 22 minute episode of a tv show you like
Me: ehhhh
Youtube: here’s a feature film length video discussing a game you haven’t played
Me:

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pacificcoasthighway:

ppl w adhd and autism reblog and add what texture is so awful it haunts your dreams its okay if its incredibly specific ill go first: scratching my nails on a car

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nacecye:

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a portrait of the lady flame

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romancedawning-deactivated20210:

voidcenturyscholar-deactivated2:

Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.

Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??

Zuko: I mean they’re politicians…..but also who, and when, and in what way

They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.

Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???

#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe

You CAN’T leave that in the tags

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