Silver Tongue

Apr 05

lordwaily:

cartesiaalive:

lordwaily:

government-mandated-robo-gf:

lordwaily:

The only paranormal experience i ever had is when i went to bed once and had a dream about a demon pranking me by pouring water on me and when i woke up my bed was soaked, can demons perform actions in the dream world that change the real world?

You wet the bed bro

I was like 23 when this happened I don’t wet the bed

Do you think it’s more likely that an emissary of the Devil broke through the veil of Realities and poured water on your bed to give you a chuckle, or that you drank too much water the night before and made a little pee pee in your bed?

Absolutely the first, its not the first time demons have broken the veil

(via nofacednerd)

somehowsentient:
“ fungalslime:
“When I was 3 I thought this was god
”
it is
”

somehowsentient:

fungalslime:

When I was 3 I thought this was god

it is

(Source: parasitoidism, via nofacednerd)

twistedbutchknight:

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

(Source: packagehandler, via nofacednerd)

cyberlesbiab:

noobalert:

My favorite thing about being an archer in Skyrim is when the slow motion kill cam follows the arrow and you get to sit back and watch as it just absolutely misses the target.  

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(via nofacednerd)

memecollege:

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Kris.. Where’s the Door?

(via demon-space-boi)

feministism:

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probablykoboldramblings:

greelin:

why are tree-related terms/words so satisfying… orchard.. grove.. thicket…

A druid wrote this

(via bloodsbane)

tughhfggdgvff:
“ picsthatmakeyougohmm:
“hmmm
”
This is what they like to call Environmental Storytelling
”

tughhfggdgvff:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

This is what they like to call Environmental Storytelling

(via jadewares)

nintenerd64:
“the best part of this post is undeniably that it was made by toby fox
”

nintenerd64:

the best part of this post is undeniably that it was made by toby fox

(Source: fwugradiation, via jadewares)

Kid ran up to me at work and said “excuse me, ma'am, do you know where the bathrooms are?” And I have never felt more validated in my life