Video killed the radio star. Internet kills television. Internet creates the podcast. The internet killed video and brought the radio star back to life.
and instead of admiring them the ghosts of my protestant ancestors possess me and I think shit like ‘well that’s just a little too much’
my ancestor Pain Wilhelmina Smith wacks a stick around my brain like ‘you like that Catholic shit? you gonna pay indulgences for that, huh? punk? get yee to a single room log cabin and PRAY’
anyway, my room is absolutely bare and buying a piece of clothing for over 20 dollars pains me
actually, I’m sorry to admit this, but I actually mis-remembered the name of the ancestor I was thinking of
her name was Fear
if you’re wondering, my puritan forebears actually had 5 children
please note Wrestling, Fear, and Love Brewster. And Jonathon.
Can you imagine the sheer confusion and fear American villains must’ve undergone when All Might was in America? Like, just think of how it would feel to have a very large Japanese man yelling the names of your country’s states at you right before he hits you with enough force to level a city. And United States of Smash is the ultimate power move, just yell the name of the country you’re in at your opponent until they cry. Every villain he faced in America was probably just doing this
