the real benefit to being a mad scientist is no one really knows what you’re capable of. As long as I say it with confidence, why wouldn’t you believe I made a ring that’s actually a detonator to my security system that’s filled with a deadly nerve agent? Is that really any less likely than me keeping a human brain alive and conscious inside a tube of green goo so I can later implant it into a body constructed out of stolen corpse parts?
medic in comic 6
This is exactly what this post was about no one does it like him
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Guess who got their name and gender marker change done just in time for that to happen.
They’re is literally making a list of us! I’m fucking scared. These kinds of lists don’t get compiled for no reason, especially when they’ve spent the better part of a decade targeting us and it has only ramped up and gotten more severe.
Maybe it’s the fact that I grew up in a Jewish family surrounded by Holocaust survivors, but when I hear that a state is putting together lists of their a group of people they’re openly demonized, I start to get that “run the fuck away” senses going.
Here’s the full article (not behind a paywall):
https://www.texastribune.org/2022/12/14/ken-paxton-transgender-texas-data/
I’m usually the person saying “This is not a reason to panic, do what you need to avoid anxiety keeping you from doing your day to day life stuff” when it comes to news about the state government of Texas and trans people. While it’s been bad, it’s been very public government actions that were taken to court and decisions that have often been appealed and struck down. This is different and it seems like an obvious escalation. For the first time I’m like, “OK, we need to be putting together networks to alert each other to an emergency and a plan for leaving the state on no notice.”
No, we shouldn’t have to consider leaving our homes. Yes, cis people should be taking this news VERY SERIOUSLY and work harder to get the specific people doing this out of office and away from state power. Because right now they have too much power, billions of dollars backing them, and they increasingly don’t seem to give a shit about the legality nor the consequences of what they’re doing. They could do so much damage before enough people who could stop them realized what was happening.
Be safe, make plans that hopefully none of us will ever need.
This is exactly why the movement for trans rights needs to advocate for the removal of gender markers on government documents. Not adding an “X” for non-binary, not exemptions to administrative fees. Complete removal of gender markers for everyone. They serve no useful purpose and open trans people, as well as all gender non-conforming people, up to legal and physical violence.
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Mario and Bowser’s rivalry after 30 years: Exists mostly just to uphold the status quo, instantly dissipates whenever the situation calls for it, Peach’s kidnappings probably follow a very specific schedule and after every single one they all go out for coffee together. Luigi is unironically Junior’s favorite babysitter.
Sonic and Eggman’s rivalry after 30 years: If You So Much As Breathe In My Direction I Am Literally Going to Kill You With My Bare Hands
Link and Ganondorf’s rivalry 30 years: We are inexorably tied together by fate and ideology. We are each other’s opposite in the worst and most poetic way possible. We are enemies, we are brothers, we will destroy each other and the world around us over and over again.
Samus and Ridley’s rivalry after 30 years: BY GOD, IT’S SAMUS ARAN WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
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Bad news…
Since the AO3 fundraising drive is coming up, this is your friendly reminder that AO3 has zero ads. That’s right, zero – even if you turn off your ad blockers. There are zip. Zilch. None.
There are vanishingly few places these days that don’t sell you. If you’re sick of being sold, and if you have the means to do so, then maybe you should consider supporting those sorts of sites.
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I love that people just screenshot tiktoks. Fuck videos
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whenever anyone here is like tumblr is actually so cool it’s like ok girl 🤨 literally not true. yes i spend 36 hours here every day. that is how i know
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This is still the funniest thing to come out of Bugsnax
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Horseshoe Crab by Mark Rea
[ID: A ceramic horseshoe crab on a blue-grey background. It is a light green color with gold details, but is otherwise realistic in size and details. End ID]
THEY’RE FOR SALE AND YOU CAN BUY THEM
https://www.fourwindscraftguild.com/product-page/ceramic-horseshoe-crabs-by-mark-rea
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