Silver Tongue

Apr 05

miraculouswritings:

supermunchor:

dust-princess:

mia7437:

creamchis:

jerryterry:

scotchtapeofficial:

jerryterry:

neopoints:

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

FETISH?????????

god i wish i were you

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

(via demon-space-boi)

critical-perspective:

americansylveon:

shitpost-senpai:

snowystater:

bitty

Actually, This is how the webcam was invented. 

At Cambridge University, they were sick of checking the coffee pot level, so Quentin Stafford-Frasier wrote client software for a greyscale 128x128 camera hooked up to an acorn archemedes computer.  Paul Jardetzky wrote the server program.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_Room_coffee_pot

Technology always comes full circle.

Necessity is the mother of invention.

(Source: snowystater-blog, via lime-time)

[video]

lorlocks:

faust-and-furious:

Good trope: “Hey! You dropped this!” As a cute moment or a way to meet

Great trope: The thing they dropped is super weird

Agreed

(via bloodsbane)

adurot:

bonmod:

purelars:

Bow: “Adora, sweet sweet child, when cats slow blink it means ‘I love you.”

Adora: *dies from how adorable catra is*

is this true about cats?

More or less.

(via adurot)

221cbakerstreet:

rhythmviolence:

e-seal:

an array of supremely unsexy happenings

a number of goings-on that just werent very cash money

how did yall find the list of rejected titles for series of unfortunate events

a collection of unfetch encounters

(Source: e-seal, via bloodsbane)

Apr 04

(Source: adamtots)

units214:

Therapist: original magnus isn’t real. he can’t hurt you

Original Magnus:

(via stemmmm)

calliopechild:

Saw this on fb and had to share.

(via chefpyro)

kaijuno:

muchymozzarella:

libertarirynn:

birdn4t0r:

libertarirynn:

libertarirynn:

celticpyro:

architeuthisducks-blog:

solitarelee:

kayleana:

The new Road to Eldorado movie looks good.

I had to Google this and I still don’t believe it’s real

This is a fake time line. I’ve just been lucid dreaming in a coma this whole time.

I cannot fucking believe

THIS IS REAL?

I just looked up the description and I’m having a stroke is this the real life or is this just fantasy caught in a landslide no escape from reality

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I remember when College Humor did this as a sketch. A JOKE. And now it’s an actual thing with the first trailer dropping tomorrow. We are living in a clown world.

Ok but a movie with a fully Spanish cast for a Spanish film where the cast isn’t all just white people? I don’t care if it’s gonna be wild as fuck, I want to watch it. 

Wasn’t interested in seeing it until I saw how absolutely wild this fucking cast is

(via dies-first)