Into The Spiderverse is proof that live-action superhero movies will never look better than what animation can deliver. Imagine what we could have if animation weren’t so regularly seen as a lower art form than live acting. Honestly, on every aesthetic level Into The Spiderverse was absolutely phenomenal. Art direction, animation, music - all of it.
truly and this is why I hate all these “live action” remakes of animated movies, bc they run with the idea that live action is the final form of story-telling that all story-tellers should aspire to achieve when in fact animation gives more opportunity for unique & interesting expression, aesthetics, and concepts. Into The Spiderverse set a bar that I hope others will strive to meet.
i think part of the reason why i love disney’s hercules so much is that the idea of a sassy hades resounds so deeply with me as a person who has siblings. like imagine if you were rich as fuck and had to live in what’s basically the flooded basement of the entire world while your brothers fart around banging everything in sight. if i had to live in a literal swamp and listen to stories about poseidon turning into a horse to get sexy with demeter i’d probably have no fucking patience too
5/10. gets the job done. jagged. sexual. kind of…too sexual. i still pledge loyalty tho bc i am emotionally dependent on my iphone
google:
9/10 also! this is cute and i like the stylized lil highlights and fade! ombre? its cuteeee
microsoft:
-1/10. disgusting. where is the charm? i dont like this. her lipliner is too fucking strong fuck this shit
samsung:
11/10 YES fuck YES the FADE the OPACITY all of this. debating buying a samsung phone now. the crinkles. the appeal. this is a beautiful woman. im going into credit card debt bc of her as we speak
whatsapp:
0/10. no. this is the mouth of my smoker grandma. i can taste the secondhand menthol already. fuck outta here
twitter:
0/10 also. lifeless. no weight. i feel like this is oil taken from the deathmask of some sad corpse. ugh.
facebook:
no score. what the fuck is this? is this labia? engorged and infected rectum? what the fuck i hate this mark zuckerberg what the fuck fuck YOU man
joypixels:
this also makes me viscerally uncomfortable. like an uncanny valley of apple. the puckering sphincter is heart shaped. i hate this. no score
openmoji:
okay this? 8/10. this is cute. i like this. i support this.
emojidex:
0/10. return of the smoker grandma. i dislike this.
messenger:
0/10. no!!!!
lg:
this is almost cute. but then it reminds me of uncooked sausage. 3/10. no.
htc:
0/10. might be cool as like, a logo for shampoo or an office or smth, but not a kiss. too generic.
mozilla:
1/10. sigh. the hole is jarring.
softbank:
what the fuck is this fleshlight shit. 0/10
docomo:
10/10. simple. elegant. refined. this is marilyn kissing her sweet ghostly spectres of the past goodnight. simple yet refreshing. a crisp reminder of dykehood.
