Silver Tongue

Jun 16

blooberrygarden:

blooberrygarden:

Gonna try and inflate my sleep paralysis demon sometime

My Sleep paralysis demon waiting for me to stop freaking the fuck out long enough to try some shit:

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sleepsafe:

bahookies:

someone: where do you see yourself in 10 years?

me

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i like all those secret dogs underneath very stealthy

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samsilly12345 asked:

Hello my dear biology loving friend, may I have a cursed sea fact?

dilact:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

sure, this probably isn’t exactly what you meant but here’s a Cursed Sea Fact for you- 

five million years ago, the entire Mediterranean Sea dried up in an event called the Messinian Salinity Crisis.

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the sea dried up nearly completely over a period of about a thousand years after tectonic activity blocked off the Strait of Gibralter, leaving salt beds thousand of feet thick that can still be found under the Mediterranean Sea today! there were pockets of water left, but they were so salty that they burned.

so basically this disaster killed off every aquatic species in the Sea in a horrific and inescapable thousand-year extinction event, and is why even today the Mediterranean has no native deep-water species that can be found only there.

this period ended when the Strait was abruptly unblocked, resulting in another catastrophe called the Zanclean Flood. this catastrophic flood event refilled the entire Sea in a period of a just couple of years, and in turn totally obliterated whatever land creatures had moved into the empty Sea basin. what goes around comes around, I guess.

also, ‘Messinian Salinity Crisis’ is kind of a meh name for a planet-altering geological catastrophe, but ‘Zanclean Flood’ would be a great name for a folk rock band!

I can’t believe Hercules drowned all those animals

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jabberwockypie:

jabberwockypie:

kaijuno:

kittykattaffy:

kaijuno:

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Yeah, that doesn’t prevent pregnancy.

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:

Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.

Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)

Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc

So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.

If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.

And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.

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livbordraws:
“be careful if you encounter any of these in the wild
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I am all three at the same time

livbordraws:

be careful if you encounter any of these in the wild

I am all three at the same time

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trashgender-neurotica:

roscoerackham:

shinykari:

lady-feral:

hollowedskin:

cannon-fannon:

boneyardchamp:

Your professor will not be happy with you if he says the Stanford Prison Experiment shows human nature and you say it shows the nature of white middle class college-aged boys.

Like he will not be happy at all.

For real though. That experiment. Scary shit.

This reminds me of a discussion that I read once which said Lord of the Flies would have turned out a hell of a lot differently if it was a private school of young girls (who are expected to be responsible and selfless instead), or a public school where the children weren’t all from an inherently entitled, emotionally stunted social class (studies have shown that people in lower socioeconomic classes show more compassion for others).

Or that the same premise with children raised in a different culture than the toxic and opressive British Empire and it’s emphasis on social hierarchy and personal wealth and status.

And that what we perceive as the unchangable truth deep inside humanity because of things like Lord of the Flies and the Stanford Prison Experiment, is just the base truths about what happens when you remove any accountabilty controlling one social group with an overwhelming sense of entitlement and an inability to feel compassion.

I will always reblog this.

I just wanna say that the Lord of the Flies was explicitly written about high-class private school boys to make this exact point. Golding wrote Lord of the Flies partially to refute an earlier novel about this same subject: The Coral Island by R.M. Ballantyne. Golding thought it was absolutely absurd that a bunch of privileged little shits would set up some sort of utopia, so his book shows them NOT doing that.

This is also generally true about most psychological experiments.

There’s an experiment called “The Ultimatum Game”. It goes something like this.

  1. Subject A is given an amount of money (Say, $100).
  2. Subject A must offer Subject B some percentage of that money.
  3. If Subject B accepts Subject A’s offer, both get the agreed upon amount of money. If Subject B refuses, no one gets any money.

The most common result was believed to be that people favored 50/50 splits. Anything too low was rejected; people wanted fairness. This was believed to be universal.

And then a researcher went to Peru to do the experiment with members of the indigenous Machiguenga population, and was baffled to find that the results were totally different.

Because, to the Machiguenga, refusing any amount of free money (even an unfair amount) was considered crazy.

So the researcher took his work on the road (to 14 other ‘small scale’ societies and tribes) , and to his shock found the results varied wildly depending on where the test was done. 

In fact, the “universal” result? Was an outlier. 

And that’s the problem. 96% percent of test subjects for psychological research come from 12% of the population. Stuff that we consider to be universal facts of human nature… even things like optical illusions, just… aren’t.

 You can read an article about it here.  But the crux of it is that psychology is plagued with confirmation bias, and people are shaped more by their environment than we realize. 

What this has created tho is a medical system that centers the psychology of middle and upper class white men.

assholes will always try to claim their actions are just human nature so that they dont have to be held accountable for the consequences. its the same reason the people who say “lifes not fair” are usually the ones making it unfair

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rosexknight:

murdershegoat:

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i’m having a breakdown i’m having a fully fledged breakdown over this information

Why? It still works with the song!

“We just got an email! We just got an email! We just got an email! I wonder who it’s from?”

but what happened to mailbox?

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Just had my 3 month checkup.

I’ve lost weight and.. height? I’m 186 cm now. 6'1. I used to be 191. What the heck.

Apparently becoming shorter is normal for trans girls. I guess I should be happy. But my 2 inches… I wasn’t mentally prepared…

I’m actually having an existential crisis over this… if I’m not the tall one… then who am I…… I’ve always been the tall one….. I dont know how to be anything else…..

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you could always be the loud one

super-metroid:

e-seal-deactivated20210319:

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GO GRANDPA

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