Silver Tongue

Jun 16

badendbirds:

In my mind, Lup and Taako have a few levels in rogue.

Just give me a pair of kids who legit know how to stealth and pickpocket. Team cons anybody? Small grifts?

Very mild highway robbery?

I see where youre coming from but you have to remember that they tried to pull the “is this seat taken, person ive never met before” in a casino while looking exactly the same

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spaceswordblaster:

squided:

gromp-the-wight-eater:

silly-slacker-person:

motherfucker-unlimited:

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ALL OUR CUSTOMERS DESERVE TO DIE

AND

LAWS ARENT REAL

GO FUCK IT UP GUSTAV

As someone who worked in retail, all customers DO deserve to die and laws ARENT real

Ok so this is obviously fake but the real history of Pepsi is still killing me

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BRAD’S DRINK

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favoritesticle:

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Jun 15

scissorsisters:

The concept of hannibal is so fucking funny to me I cant get over it. Like hmm we need to find out whos doing all these crimes. Now let me go to my friend Haggravated Lassault’s house

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kaijuno:

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Wait this is funny

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scraps-is-busy:
“Tried something new.
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scraps-is-busy:

Tried something new.

socialistexan:

iwanthermidnightz:

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The plantiff, Aimee Stephens, passed away in May before she could see the verdict in this case.

She was fired for coming out as trans and brought her fight all the way to the Supreme Court get all of us employement protections.

Remember her and how her fight brought us our rights

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fauxsito:
“ peatbogbody:
“ perpetualvelocity:
“I really don’t
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Someone didn’t put the wrist strap on while playing Wii Bowling and accidentally flung the wiimote at full force into their father, vaporizing him instantly.
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fauxsito:

peatbogbody:

perpetualvelocity:

I really don’t

Someone didn’t put the wrist strap on while playing Wii Bowling and accidentally flung the wiimote at full force into their father, vaporizing him instantly.

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