Silver Tongue

Mar 27

bumblebeebats:

countlessimagines:

peterismymans:

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o GOD NO

It makes sense though… Think of the Dust Bowl

So none of you were gonna tell me this is about a fuckin marvel movie? You were just gonna let me think there was some kind of volcanic humanitarian disaster in new york?

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otherwindow:
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“ otherwindow:
“ Dark Souls (2011) ”
Im 100 percent sure thats from shrek
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otherwindow:

some-awkward-creep:

otherwindow:

Dark Souls (2011)

Im 100 percent sure thats from shrek

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Anonymous asked: Jade Harley

sketchoodles:

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Jade Harley

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somethingwendythiswaycomes:

chaos-yet-harmony:

royalgoons:

godsbaby:

enchainrain:

You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.

That’s it

that’s it, man.

The idea of being super-rich actually scares me. I don’t want to be so empty inside that I spend my money on $30,000 ugly handbags and giant boats and shit. I just want to pay my bills without panic and support lots of charities.

And maybe go some places

(Source: leptonycteris, via nofacednerd)

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

viostormcaller:

my-analogical-romance:

iamtrashofthetrashiestorder:

spicywillgraham:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

allo-nsy:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

The laundromat one actually smells really good, but when people asked me what scent i was wearing i was like ‘ummmmmmmmm’

catch me out here in my custom weed, holy water and riding crop scent I call it eau de sex positive portland youth pastor 

Is this how Demeter copes during the 6 months Persephone is gone

IM CACKLING

CAN I USE “HOLY WATER - TRY ME” AS A REACTION IMAGE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT DUDE ITS PERFECT

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starlinginthesky:

roaringstream:

lunalovegoodjunior:

hermionemollypeggypond:

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate

Aaand that was Ron

you know what this means though, right? the secret to long life is having a nose!

(Source: sad--gittarius, via rosexknight)

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