So none of you were gonna tell me this is about a fuckin marvel movie? You were just gonna let me think there was some kind of volcanic humanitarian disaster in new york?
You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.
That’s it
that’s it, man.
The idea of being super-rich actually scares me. I don’t want to be so empty inside that I spend my money on $30,000 ugly handbags and giant boats and shit. I just want to pay my bills without panic and support lots of charities.
Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.
this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am
He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate
Aaand that was Ron
you know what this means though, right? the secret to long life is having a nose!
