also. fitzroy was passed out and a group of ppl stood around watching argo read larry the lime to his unconscious body and i feel like the weirdness of that wasnt rlly addressed.
centaur, watching Argo read a children’s book to an unconscious fitzroy: so… is a medic coming or…??
other centaur, who has been watching this happen for around five minutes: dude i think he is the medic
that’s why i’m like confused though. like. you’re going to frame these guys for theft?? the guys who walked out of your tent adn immediately went into convulsions for 10 minutes?? the guys who have a huge crowd of witnesses watching them pour their distressed hearts out through weirdly complex children’s literature?? those guys and a dude who cannot lie, with a government investigator backing up that he cannot lie??? you’re really gonna frame those guyse. you could’ve framed anyone else but you cursed them and gave them the perfect alibis
look we all make bad life decisions and its not like hes gonna make another one
this has been a series of bad decisions and i believe he should have stopped after the first one
listen the first bad decision that happened was starting a school to teach people how to be villains and heroes
this might be a hard pill to swallow for college students but getting drunk all the time isnt a personality trait it’s alcoholism
Here’s another pill: companies and ad teams know that your 20s are extremely stressful and they purposely target you because they don’t care about making us all alcoholics as much as they care about profiting off of us.
cooler pill that I’d wish I’d known about when I was younger: if you’re struggling with alcohol, AA isn’t your only option. AA can be a bit dogmatic and sometimes hostile to certain communities, especially the LGBT.
there’s a group called SMART Recovery that has free meetings just like AA, but it’s all science-based and secular.
and here’s the thing for college students: unlike with AA, it’s okay if your goal is moderation and not abstinence. no one is going to make you feel like a bad guy for being young and just wanting help getting healthier, but perhaps not wanting to commit to being totally abstinent. google SMART Recovery, guys. they’re awesome. :)
Reblog for non-religious version of AA
Just be careful to avoid these groups. The Church of Scientology loves to use substance abuse support groups as a front.
love when they went “sarcasm isn’t a thing on alternia at all and trolls don’t understand it” and then proceeded to make half the trolls in hiveswap use it
LOVING the implications of this comment
what do you mean implications? the betas were fuckin dumbasses. there is only one braincell between the 12 of them and aradia has it
