Silver Tongue

Mar 26

chefpyro:

themightyzod:

butterflyinthewell:

spongebob-autisticquestions:

To other autistic people, how do you feel about parties?

I like them if I know people there and wanted to go. I hate them if I have to go for someone else’s sake and don’t know anybody there.

I don’t like parties, I’m not really a “go to parties” kind of person I can hang out with my friends but I don’t like the parties they just leave me tired and usually not knowing anyone but maybe one person there

If I’m at a party I’ll just be playing video games in the corner and sneaking free food.

if im dragged to a party i will stay in the corner on my phone the entire time or hang out with the hosts cat/dog

staysocky:
“  (◡‿◡🌸)
(ʘ‿ʘ🌸) ”What'chu say about me?” ”Hold My Flower” ”

staysocky:

(◡‿◡🌸) 

(ʘ‿ʘ🌸) ”What'chu say about me?” 

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ🌸 ”Hold My Flower”

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yourplayersaidwhat:

“A little PvP never hurt anyone…unless you die”

–Our DM trying to incite a fight

(Source: yourplayersaidwhat)

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Mar 25

(Source: outofcontextdiscord, via johnnysdecomposingbody)

dccomicing:

somethingscarlet13:

I love the hc that Miles uses the hammer Ham gave him on bad guys who are always like “?????” when they see it because it’s a cartoon hammer. They don’t expect it to do any harm really but they’re always wrong. Also, the hammer 100% has cartoony sound effects when Miles uses it and words like “BAM!” appear too.

miles: behold, the hammer of JUSTICE! *pulls hammer out of his pocket with a cartoony ‘wooooooooop’ whistle sound*

Bank Robber, crying: where the fuck,

no matter how hard he swings it, it never kills. At worst it knocks them out with birds flying over their head

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monkey-network:
“ Happy Birthday to the Reggienator. His last one as President. ”

monkey-network:

Happy Birthday to the Reggienator. His last one as President.

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Originally posted by hiratzuka

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liongoatsnake:

indigopebbles:

pervocracy:

Parents: This can’t be true about you, you didn’t show any signs when you were younger!

Also parents: *would have destroyed your life if you’d shown any signs when you were younger*

Also parents: *aggressively ignored all signs you’ve ever shown*

Also parents: *misinterpreted signs when younger and punished you for it*

(via robustquestioner)