Silver Tongue

Jun 11

coolxatu:

my cat lets me pet her belly, imperial. can you say the same?

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latinotiktok:

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nerdqueen395:

So my sisters didn’t know there was a movie of Howl’s Moving Castle and I didn’t know there was a book

So I read the book and then we watched the movie together and one sister had a lot to say on the matter and sent me these:


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Roses are red

Violets are blue

“but violet is purple”

well let me tell you


Violet historically

used to be blue

then it shifted to purple

and you never knew


and theres not just red roses

theres white, orange and pink

theres a lot more nuance

to the world if you think


so a rose can be red

and violets ARE blue

thanks for coming to my ted talks

goodnight and fuck you

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adurot:
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Somehow I doubt magical lasso of truth coerced confessions would really hold up in court.
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adurot:

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Somehow I doubt magical lasso of truth coerced confessions would really hold up in court.

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fauxlidae:

thatbeluga:

awkward-sunshine-and-rainbows:

timburtonisdaddy:

adultkiddo:

ivegotanaceupmysleeve-ohitsme:

welcometotheendtimes:

draculawithajetpack:

draculawithajetpack:

iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid:

sanastarrros:

edited-boomer-memes:

in other news trump is sending out a survey… yall know what to do

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easy,

the way some of these are worded i’m losing my whole mind


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HIS FEARLESS RESOLVE

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I’ve filled it out 16 times get to it y’all

@so-what-if-im-crazy

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LMFAO THE WHAT!!!???

you guys know what to do

Question.

I am English. What would happen if I filled this out?

youd be even more badass bruv

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he’s not even trying to cover up his own propaganda wtf how is this man real

UK folks this doesnt verify the ZIP code you can make up whatever you want if you havent got a clue about ZIP codes like me!

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aroaceyellspace:

optimisticaudience:

carly-gay-jepsen:

souleat:

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odeada-nightspawn:

redmoonbow:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

The Fair Wants You To Die🎪🎟🤢

Ok I lost it at fried water 😫🤣

“Fry an acoustic guitar & put chocolate sauce on it”

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