So my sisters didn’t know there was a movie of Howl’s Moving Castle and I didn’t know there was a book
So I read the book and then we watched the movie together and one sister had a lot to say on the matter and sent me these:
my cat lets me pet her belly, imperial. can you say the same?
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So my sisters didn’t know there was a movie of Howl’s Moving Castle and I didn’t know there was a book
So I read the book and then we watched the movie together and one sister had a lot to say on the matter and sent me these:
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
“but violet is purple”
well let me tell you
Violet historically
used to be blue
then it shifted to purple
and you never knew
and theres not just red roses
theres white, orange and pink
theres a lot more nuance
to the world if you think
so a rose can be red
and violets ARE blue
thanks for coming to my ted talks
goodnight and fuck you
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Texts From Superheroes
Somehow I doubt magical lasso of truth coerced confessions would really hold up in court.
(Source: textsfromsuperheroes.com)
awkward-sunshine-and-rainbows:
ivegotanaceupmysleeve-ohitsme:
iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid:
in other news trump is sending out a survey… yall know what to do
easy,
the way some of these are worded i’m losing my whole mind
HIS FEARLESS RESOLVE
I’ve filled it out 16 times get to it y’all
LMFAO THE WHAT!!!???
you guys know what to do
Question.
I am English. What would happen if I filled this out?
youd be even more badass bruv
he’s not even trying to cover up his own propaganda wtf how is this man real
UK folks this doesnt verify the ZIP code you can make up whatever you want if you havent got a clue about ZIP codes like me!
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The Fair Wants You To Die🎪🎟🤢
Ok I lost it at fried water 😫🤣
“Fry an acoustic guitar & put chocolate sauce on it”
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