the terfs have found this post and they do not fucken like it god help me
reblog to make a terf big mad
reblog to make a trans lesbian feel big loved
Dont think for a second i cant make a trans lesbian feel loved AND make a terf mad at the same time. I am quite the multitasker
reblog to make a homosexual female unsafe! reblog to validate heterosexual males fetishizing same sex attraction between females! reblog if you hate gay rights and love corrective rape!
silver-tongues-blog asked: its not just that her presence had a butterfly effect but also the fact that they went through the furthest ring in a different rout than alpha 1 meteor and met different ghosts. post retcon KK never met meenah and only had a vague understanding of who lord english was. most of the problems were solved, in my opinion, by meeting different ghosts or not meeting certain ghosts in the first place.
silver-tongues-blog asked: Hot take, all of the post retcon meteor shenanigans where everyones character arcs were instantly solved by vriska werent actually solved by vriska, shes just claiming it was her because shes an attention whore and the only one she actually had a part to play in was preventing black terezee
i hate post-retcon vriska and this sounds like something she’d do so i accept it as both blistering hot and as headcanon
for clarification, i believe what silver means (correct me if i’m wrong) is that vriska’s presence did fix things but purely by the butterfly affect, and the only things she personally actually ended up helping was black terezee. otherwise, the things that got fixed got fixed purely from butterfly ripples.
my guess is that a doomed rose helped new alpha rose not get into alcoholism and that dave met several dead daves and realized that no matter if he fucks up or not, every choice he makes will cause a dead dave so its time to stop worrying about the inevitable. Terezis problem was easily avoided since she never even met aranea post retcon and so she never restored her eyes. vriskagram is just her telling the audience her (very inaccurate) version which also keeps in line with the “no narrator is reliable” theme that homestuck has.
i went to the dentist today and my dentist honest to god said “can i ask you a question…….what the hell is in your mouth”
it was in awe lmao
then the hygienist and assistant all came over to look too and they were like “wooooow” and my ass was sitting there like
oh my god i posted this and then went to work, and
story time
okay so to preface this, my hometown where i’m originally from is a really fucking weird place. like from the outside it seems like a normal suburban town, but once you’re there for awhile you get the feeling that’s something’s not…quite all together. a lot of people are really fucking weird there — so much so that that was a running joke in school growing up, that people in the town were just like that. everyone knew not to go out to the farm lands surrounding the town especially at night, we called it “the cuts” and people used to disappear out there all the time or get shot at by the especially weird people that would live out there. the news was and still is truly a thing of horror. every time i come back i’m regaled with even more stories of crazy shit that has happened there.
to put it in perspective we generally never had “normal crime” like robbery or anything like that when i lived there, though that did happen sometimes. the news stories were always like, “a kid was kidnapped by local residents and tortured in a house around the corner,” “a random person was chased down and shot for sport in a really nice neighborhood,” “someone was gored to death by a bull while out car shopping,” etc. (these are all real, btw). everyone does drugs and the whole town is located really close to a government site where they test nuclear weapons and chemicals and shit. this is how i grew up, in this bizarre environment.
i need to preface it this way so that you get that it’s weird. it’s a fucking weird place. i used to listen to the welcome to night vale podcast and make comparisons from it to my hometown, that’s how weird it is.
i only say this so you know that this town is where i got my orthodontics from.
all the kids in my town went to this one particular orthodontist. i also used to go to a dentist in town that a lot of people went to as well. i had a permanent retainer put on my bottom teeth after braces and no one had ever said anything to me about the model of retainer itself or it being weird type of retainer at all. i saw a ton of other people (mostly other kids that were my age at the time) that had the same type of retainer as me too so i never thought about it.
so i kept my retainer in — it’s never caused me problems and it keeps my teeth straight, why not?
however i went to a dentist for the first time in a metropolitan area now, and when he saw it in my mouth his literal first reaction was to say “uh can i ask you a question….what the hell is that”
LITERALLY the words that he said
which in hindsight makes almost too much sense. of course my town of all towns would put these weird unnecessary contraptions in kids’ mouths, and of course it happened so much that everyone just thought it was normal. that sounds exactly, to a T, like my hometown.
my permanent bottom retainer is apparently this prototype that is so rare that he’s literally never seen it before in his life, not in dental school, nowhere. it’s not that it’s an outdated type, it’s just rare as fuck. they were still staring at pictures of it on my chart in wonder when i left the office.
so just know somewhere out there, in a weird ass suburban town where they test nuclear weapons and a good portion of the residents go fucking nuts, there’s probably hundreds of people still walking around with this same contraption in their mouth that exists nowhere else in the world thinking, “yeah, that’s cool. that makes sense. let me go drink the definitely not-contaminated water now and never move away from here.”
