#1 rule of freelancing is that you have to be dead fuckin serious about getting paid. do not assume everything is going fine and they will pay you eventually. follow up as many times as you have to until the money is in your bank account. if you catch yourself thinking, “oh, i don’t want to bother them…” kill that thought and b o t h e r them. send uber-polite, grandma-is-watching e-mails along the lines of, “Hi! Hope this note finds you well. Just wanted to check in re: the status of my payment. Do you know when the funds will be available?” every few days until you get your money.
i fucking. love the idea of a ferret joining a warrior cat clan oh my god…..a tiny noodle who bounces around and hisses at their large clanmates, who probably ends up leading patrols and heading hunting parties bc the cats are just like “u don’t want to mess with this weird cat, she’s tough as shit”
shadowclan: here is our newest warrior, brambleleap!!!
brambleleap:
“rumor has it, hes the bastard of bramblepelt and a snake”
Has anyone ever seen that picture of the horse in the pool with the sunglasses wearing dog in its back and the ’D’ from the Hollywood sign thrown in the bushes?
Ok this is the picture… Can someone explain it to me?
Conservatives: I hate Muslim people. Look at what that Muslim person did at that Orlando LGBT bar.
LGBT people: So, does that mean you care about LGBT people?
Conservatives: No! Gay people are pedophiles, and transgender women are just men who want to invade women’s restrooms and harass women! WE NEED TO PROTECT WOMEN!
Women: So, does that mean you care about women?
Conservatives: Shut up, feminazi! Women in the United States are not oppressed! If you want to talk about women’s oppression, you should be focusing on how women in other countries are treated!
Refugees: So, does that mean you care about people from other countries?
Conservatives: Stay out of our country! Why should we care about refugees when we have people here who need help?
Homeless People: So, does that mean you care about people who need help?
Conservatives: No! Get a job, freeloader!
this is accurate
Conservatives: Why don’t you all care about me?!
Everyone else: [Stares into the camera like they are on the Office.]
Anonymous asked: ive seen antis claim that two adults who are less than a week age difference was pedophilia because they had been dating since they were under 18. Ive seen people claim that shipping feferi and jade is incest. because jades grandpa was raised by sassacre and condesce and condesce is the genetic duaghter of feferi so obviously that makes feferi jades great great grandma or some bullshit. antis just want drama and be on a pedestal.
you see, THIS is what it means to be chaotic evil. none of your lame ass edgelords who are just assholes, no THIS. A vaillain who is down to earth and has priorities.
“the dolorosa sounds and speaks exactly like the final pam” is not something i knew i needed but friend headcanons generally are exactly what makes the world go round
how did your bbq go handmaid. Not very good it seems
