Silver Tongue

Mar 19

eowyn-is-a-radfem:
star-of-wormwood:
memelovingradfem:
kropotkindersurprise:
June 30 2018 - A waitress in Georgia takes no shit from a man who gropes her while walking by. Ryan Cherwinski, 31, of Palm Bay, Florida, was taken into custody at the scene, in front of his wife and two kids, and charged with sexual battery. [video]
i hope his wife divorces him
Direct. Action.
God this gives me so much pussy energy. The way he keeps walking because he “knows” there will be no consequences… except when there are and she slams his bitch ass straight in that chair. Like he must be so shocked

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buckychrist:

due to personal reasons i’ll be slippin’ into the lava and im tryna keep from goin’ under baby you turn the temperature hotter cuz i’m burnin’ up burnin’ up for you baby

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little-oxford-st:

The height of comedy is listening to Clint McElroy in conversation with his three adult sons refering to Oscar nominated, runaway success playwright and actor, Lin Manuel Miranda as “your little play buddy”.

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halfwaytotomorrow:

Phineas and Ferb: A-G-L-E-T! Aglet! Don’t forget it

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maxximonstre:

trippin-along-21-gay-street:

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

I’ve never been so taken out by a response

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chefpyro:

chefpyro:
My followers like to call me boss and pretend to be a mafia but what I really dream of is to be a pirate queen……
Wait no that’s not nearly as catchy

Sorry Cap

joeyadvanced:

ghostytoast:
Preach

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nimium-amatrix-ingenii-sui:

thranduils:
things the tolkien biopic needs to include:
tolkien being such a bad driver edith refused to ride in the car with him driving
young tolkien and edith dropping sugar cubes on the heads of passerby from the second story of a tea room
tolkien and lewis going to a non-costume party dressed as polar bears
tolkien almost ending his friendship with lewis because he hated santa claus making an appearance in narnia so much
tolkien’s entire writing group except for lewis fucking hating his writing because of all the elves
literally everyone hating going for walks with tolkien because he would stop and stare at every tree he passed for like 20 minutes
tolkien owning a goblet with the black speech (that he made up) on it and refusing to drink out of it because it’s an “accursed language”
tolkien inventing the “one ring to rule them all” verse while in the bathtub and jumping out
tolkien dressing up as an anglo saxon warrior and chasing his neighbors down the street with an axe
tolkien entering the room shouting beowulf in old english at his students the first day of classes
tolkien convincing his class that leprechauns were real
tolkien stealing a city bus while attending oxford and taking his friends for a joy ride
tolkien being a savage replying to a letter from the nazis
tolkien hating the beatles with a passion and refusing to let them make a lotr movie
tolkien hating his crazy american fans and calling them his “deplorable cultus”
“jirt”
Not just the autobus hijack but ALSO the impassioned speech to the crowd at the Martyr’s Memorial that followed afterwards (FËANOR IS THAT YOU?)
Tolkien performing Sheridan’s The Rivals with his buddies in school, with Tolkien playing Mrs Malaprop, “excellent in every way and not least so in make-up“ according to the school newspaper
Tolkien debuting at his school’s Debating Society with a motion “supporting the objects and tactics of the suffragettes“
Tolkien being a brutal rugby player because he made up for his lack of size and strength with absolute ruthlessness
Tolkien doing a “fair imitation of a frenzied Bacchic dance” while wearing nothing but a sheet and sandals after his graduation ceremony at King Edward’s School
Tolkien getting arrested when the police got involved in a town-vs-gown scuffle because he was small and scrawny
Tolkien being invited to do a special lecture at the Essay Club in 1920 but then not knowing what to talk about so he talked about the Fall of Gondolin, with the poor minute-keeper spending a week in the Bodleian to find out what the heck Gondolin was
In general, Tolkien’s awful procrastination habits
Tolkien attempting to put the Silmarillion together for publication but playing round after round of Patience/ Solitaire instead

So what you’re saying is that Tolkien was such a mad lad that if there’s a movie made about him, he should be played by Jack black

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glixbitch:

cleverest-lesbian:
cleverest-lesbian:
anyone else like knives but like. not in an edgy way. like i’m not trying to b threatening or anything i just like the unique designs of them and the cool smithing work that’s gone into them. idk.
The hyper realistic hand is nightmare fuel

(Source: actuallyapathy, via nofacednerd)