Silver Tongue

Mar 19

garbage-empress:
“ swampgallows:
“ tyrannosaurus-rex:
“i know this is fetish but honestly in a completely non horny way this slaps hard as hell, i would be pleased as porkchops to fight this in a video game
”
shit dude i swear to god i was the...

garbage-empress:

swampgallows:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

i know this is fetish but honestly in a completely non horny way this slaps hard as hell, i would be pleased as porkchops to fight this in a video game

shit dude i swear to god i was the livejournal equivalent of mutuals w this dude in like 2006. he listened to gabber and industrial and that community used to be small as shit online and by the mid 00s raves in the US went kinda quiet thanks to the [failed] RAVE act, so finding other ravers outside of rave-specific forums was rare. he went by “rubber jackal” (he was obv into latex/rubber) and used to have his rubber fursuit as his LJ icon:

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while the mask is similar, it’s not the same. damn i wonder if it’s him!! if it’s NOT him i will be pretty stunned that there is more than one rubber jackal dude in the universe and i hope they find each other!!! if youre out there mel i hope you’re doin well!!!

this guy was meant to be born in an alternate universe where Metal Gear Solid is real but by a cruel twist of fate he ended up in ours.

Theres no proof that its not kojima under that mask

(Source: axiatonal, via chefpyro)

birbmirb:
“AU where the NCR has this sign outside all their outposts
”

birbmirb:

AU where the NCR has this sign outside all their outposts

(Source: high-voltage-rat, via chefpyro)

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mylordshesacactus:

glumshoe:

Murphy’s Law of Tumblr: anything that can be misinterpreted will be misinterpreted

Several things that cannot possibly be misinterpreted by any form of mental gymnastics known to man will also be misinterpreted.

bullshit, ive never interrupted a gymnast.

(via chefpyro)

probablybadrpgideas:

Fun tip to add some realism to a campaign!

If a character is over 18 years old, they always have at least one point of exhaustion.

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chefpyro:

ampharos is really good go fuck yourselves lmao

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chefpyro:

666drazilllirt:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

what kind of dnd alignment would you call a character who has good intentions and tries really hard but is just a total disaster at everything they do, asking for a friend

which is more stupid/fun:

a unicorn centaur or a unicorn minotaur

Unicorn Satyr where the beard is the horn

god you’re so fucking hired

standard unicorns that are just horses or classical unicorn with golden cloven hooves and long ropey tails?

chefpyro:

what kind of dnd alignment would you call a character who has good intentions and tries really hard but is just a total disaster at everything they do, asking for a friend

neutral good.

acecutiecharlie:

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Entrapta is trans now

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