Daily Challenge 2. To be honest, this was done today, as family stuff yesterday kept me booked. But I’ll try and make up for it with a two poster sometime.
I’m tempted to say these are obvious jokes but I once had a coworker refuse to sit directly opposite me at a cafe because he “didn’t want people to think we were gay” so this kind of brainrot is clearly unironic.
I called this hotline TODAY, about an hour ago. The person I spoke to was VERY HELPFUL. There are MANY OPTIONS at your disposal for resisting orders, even if they try to tell you they are lawful!
If you are activated, CONTACT JAG IMMEDIATELY. They may have you refuse the orders anyway but at least you have their legal counsel.
Guardsmen, YOU ARE NOT ALONE. PAY ATTENTION.
This is false. Conscientous objection is for religious exclusion. Every military is bound by the Constitution to defend against all foreign and DOMESTIC terror. Good grief. Idiots.
You’ve got to be pretty fucking stupid if you think CO is only a religious exclusion. Read the text in the post, and stop following orders because it’s expected of you. Grow a fucking spine.
Theres a thousand ways you could have described david bowie and that was NONE of them!
If you stripped John Watson of his dirty beach robe and separated the identical quadruplets who were unfortunate enough to have been stuck together in a horrific blend of the human centipede and voltron, you would have four men who didn’t exactly look like David Bowie, but whom those who knew him would find hauntingly familiar.
The DM described david bowie as “the rock guy… You know… from the 80s?”
