Silver Tongue

Mar 16

The twist at the end of all of your games is that the travelling salesman was actually a space robot.

Don’t change this twist in any way based on the genre, setting or events of the campaign.

wilwheaton:

roguetelemetry:
historyarchaeologyartefacts:
A ceramic jar filled with thousands of bronze coins was recently unearthed at the site of a 15th-century samurai’s residence just north of Tokyo [710x470]
reblog in 30 seconds to find a clay jar of bronze coins
I waited 31 seconds because where the fuck am I going to put a clay jar full of bronze coins I mean honestly.

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*creates a tower of babel to reach heaven and dab on gods corpse*

we-are-carpenter:

greysdawn:
artnerd1123:
lundylawrence:
youremycheerleader:
evangelinethedemonicangel:
mathriseheaven:
my favourite moment in undertale is this btw
cause ur like woah cool but then you realise its a fucking pun
I don’t get it????
It re-fused
Fused back together
Like the pieces shattered, but refused to do so, by re-fusing
I am about 50 levels of done rn at how long I didn’t notice this and I’M SCREAMING
@therealhypervlad
*insert pic of someone going BOI here*
OH MY GOD
wait until you realize that determination is a pun too
de-termination (as in death)

FUCKING TOBY RADIATION FOX HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THESE UNTIL THIS VERY MOMENT IN 2019

(Source: scisighed, via newbarrk)

dragon-in-a-fez:

sagihairius:
i was taking this families order and the dad needed a second to decide so i was chatting with his kids and i was like “oooh are you guys twins” and then a voice from under the table went “YOURE CLOSE MAAM” then A THIRD KID popped up and did some karate moves at me and the dad just looked so tired
so yeah i met identical triplets today
this is the only correct way to handle being an identical triplet

The introduction of Quigley Quagmire.

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bwitiye:

buttplugfoetus:
no wait thats not all

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teacraft:

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amalgarn:

amalgarn:
amalgarn:
idk how many college-searching-aged folks follow me here but I really wanna stress to the artists out there that big schools like calarts or ringling or w/e are NOT worth being in debt for the rest of your life, because with those price tags you will be
I learned more about art and the animation industry from following professional artists online and going to conventions and events. I learned more about how to apply for and get jobs by asking other artists who weren’t my teachers. If you want a job in art, make a portfolio, meet pros, and apply for every job you see regardless of your qualifications. This goes for every kind of art job, not just animation.
if you really want to get better at ART and aren’t wanting a job just yet, take community college art classes and practice life drawing on your freetime. it’s a cheaper or even free way to learn a skill thats improved more by effort than knowledge
tl;dr you shouldn’t go upwards of $200k in debt to learn a skill that’s free
EVEN BETTER!! to all the kids currently in art school who just don’t think it’s working out for you: the turmoil of school is not representative of the real world. your degree will not ensure you a job. seriously consider your values and if you don’t think it’s working out, you can quit and start the job search immediately before accruing more debt!!
I say all of this as someone who went to art school for 4 years and loved it. it’s not necessary. it’s not worth the price tag.

(Source: stemmmm, via newbarrk)

tariqah:

Tumblr flagged my original post while they let blogs post videos of Muslims being murdered.
Please pray and send dua to him and his daughter

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