basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (｡•́ ‸ •̀｡)
her sister: *has the exact same face and body*
her sister has the exact same face and body but she’s got huge badonkadonks. I mean huge whooperproperdrs.
Just say boobs you dumbfuck asshole
i mean huge wampeedamberfuckalongas
(via chefpyro)
A guy in my creative writing class just said “there’s only room in my heart for one female author and that’s ayn rand” and it was like getting punched twice
(via nofacednerd)
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Am I just being nice or am I flirting with you?? Bold of you to assume I know the difference
(via robustquestioner)
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me n the boys
(Source: himbofisher, via mentaltypo)
Will Smith being a bro
I know we give the new Genie a lot of crap but in reality Will is probably trying seriously hard to make Robin Williams proud and I respect that
(via ryukodragon)
