Silver Tongue

Mar 15

[video]

Me, already seeing idealistic liberals fight and say they won’t vote if their specific fave doesn’t win in the primaries:

(via robustquestioner)

harryhenry1:

kansascity-tamlin:
the-mighty-birdy:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I’m sorry, I have to improve this joke…
There we go.

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arsenalguts:

me to the little ceasers man: beware the ides of march
little ceaser: pizza pizza

(Source: erarg, via jadewares)

barduils:

necromancy 101 professor: those of you who are here because you want to reanimate freud just to kill him again please put your hands up so i can- *the entire class raises their hands*

“Settle down, I’m sorry but at this point it’s been done to many times and his body is just a pile of mush. However you’re in luck because Reagan still has a few more resurrections left in him.

(Source: gayarsonist, via nofacednerd)

steviemcfly:

🎵 You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
Car

(Source: steviemcfly, via robustquestioner)

vergeangst:

dadvenom:
jakeblacks:
people who are “anti non binary” smash that unfollow button babey cause I don’t want you near me or my blog
that goes for people who are “non binary critical” or “non binary skeptic” too
If you don’t support nonbinary people
bye bitch

(Source: roxasora, via nofacednerd)

the regis be like

up-grade:

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(Source: up-grade, via aeritus)