Silver Tongue

Dec 13

despazito:

despazito:

it’s kind of tragic but also insane we’ve just got a sect of men that have fried their brains with hentai to the point they no longer find irl women attractive bc they don’t look like moeblobs or have 100lbs tits it’s like those australian jewel beetles who’ve become impotent because they are only sexually attracted to manmade beer bottles

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star-plasma:

a shiny umbreon appeared!!

(via newbarrk)

joey-wheeler-official:

skyrim guard: now you best not go looking for old man fucks murder cavern

quest added: look for old man fucks murder cavern

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xxtc-96xx:

minnesotamedic186:

adobe-outdesign:

adobe-outdesign:

Do you think the “give the legendary Pokemon a sandwich thing” would work to befriend other legendaries. imagine some kid convincing Mewtwo to stop loathing humanity because they gave him a ham and swiss on rye

@xxtc-96xx

definitely not on rye. multigrain maybe

*offers shadow two a sandwich* “youre not you when youre hungry”

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mrsmarlasinger:

rozecrest:

hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?

shadow of the colossus

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anarcho-skamunist:

anarcho-skamunist:

jrpg final bosses will seem way too over the top but then I encounter one fruit fly irl and start to monologue when it dodges me

“no… how did you survive my attack… what is this power??”

(via rockboci)

souperluminal:

souperluminal:

Scissor Wizard and Paper Wizard

It’s probably fine to leave them alone together.

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

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sule-skerry:

thefurriestofchows:

teathattast:

oh,

oh this is absolutely beautiful

I saw some James Webb Telescope scientists give a talk and one of them said this was her favorite image because she had waited and worked 25 years to see this.

(via newbarrk)

wyrmwizard:

jewtea:

I’m appalled. they crushed that fucking baby appalled im now realizing this is more gorey than I anticipated. tw

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