Silver Tongue

Mar 14

When your players are worried you’re about to spring a trap on them, and even though the area is totally safe, you’re just sitting there like

tabletop-rpgs:

dare-to-dm:

cheesedemon88:

dare-to-dm:

Originally posted by alien-daays

I love making my players nervous

They roll a spot check, there’s nothing or no one there, you still roll against them.

Originally posted by messyhairedbastard

Oh yes, of course!  I do this all the time.  Sometimes I even roll dice for no real reason, just as a stalling tactic and to build some tension.

You have to do this!

(via afallenwolf)

zanabism:

zanabism:

that actor from full house bribed USC officials so her White-Mediocrity™ instagram star daughter could get into college and: 

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen 

(via stemmmm)

tammycat:

canon snake: absolute tactical genius, master of martial arts and total knowledge of weapons, fluent in like 6 languages

fanon snake: hhgngnhgnhn colonel

also canon snake: hhgngnhgnhn colonel

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aeritus:

I’m tired and I forgot how to draw

i-am-a-fish:

*checks non-existent watch* it’s respect trans youth hours

(via nofacednerd)

maidofsalt:

this is the weight i must bear.

(Source: cadaverkeys, via robustquestioner)

afallenwolf:

are you kidding me @staff?

staff doesnt like hairy pussy

skippercifer:

There’s not a single criticism of Monsters Vs Aliens that would interest me- you think I don’t KNOW that it’s bad to look at and makes 0 sense? That too many of the jokes are driven by outdated pop culture references?

This is a movie where a woman learns to love herself and realize her own potential, and where a gay cockroach man voiced by hugh laurie has to beat dance dance revolution to blow up a spaceship. These scenes occur within 5 minutes of each other; this movie invented cinema.

(Source: cctinsleybaxter, via chefpyro)

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