Silver Tongue

Mar 14

[video]

Mar 13

yesperono:
whitmoreindustries:
countingsorrows:
don’t you hate it when you go for a swim with a pretty girl and when you get out of the water your nipples have washed away
I couldn’t stop thinking about how funny this was I’M SORRY
A female Presenting nipples
I laughed way harder than I should have.

(Source: doncamathicc, via newbarrk)

etnoika:

cookingwithroxy:
nobodys-favorite-machinist:
debatingpeople:
derpomatic:
gardenoffish:
Peter b Parker: Michelle Obama is president in this universe?
Miles: yeah? Who’s president in your universe?
Miles: why are you crying?
30 MINUTE LONG SIGH

also ban bossy, it bad word
I know they’re obviously talking about Trump, but I like the idea that it’s someone stupid like Guy Fieri or someone like that.
The US formally renamed to The Republic of Flavortown. Donkey Sauce is the new national bird.
Now now. We all know Guy Fieri became a member of the Supreme Court.
Why the fuck is this tagged as homestuck?
Actually, no don’t tell me, I don’t want to know.

Peter B’s president is insane clown posse. Both of them are president. at the same time

(via moonpaw)

ry-spirit:

War has never looked so cute.
- Ry-spirit

(via adurot)

banishedquasiroyal:

my favourite NSP song!

spookyloop:

thefifthmarauder07:
websurfingspider:
wodneswynn:
In a shitty society that is built on taking as much as you possibly can and giving as little as you possibly can, compassion is punk-rock as hell.
Compassion is punk-rock as hell.
This goes for goths too. Elitists/gatekeepers, take notice. Babybats should be encouraged and guided, not ridiculed and bullied out of a subculture they thought they would be accepted in.

(via ryukodragon)

*shakes pill planner like maracas*

silver-tongues-blog asked: poss

demon-space-boi:

I love you my trash mammal girl

*happy :V*

dollar stores are a PVP area

Anonymous asked: uteruslesbian (squirrel brain post) is a terf fyi

Oof thank you for letting me know. I checked their blog and verified that you are correct and have now deleted the reblog and preemptively blocked them. Dont need terfs in my life.