Silver Tongue

Mar 13

hustlerose:
dat-soldier:
If i could install mods in real life i’d replace my footsteps with the mario 64 ones
shut up nerd. i would give myself 65 pound anime boobs and 10x running speed
i mean me too but with mario 64 footsteps

i would replace all swear words with the roblox oof

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adran0va:

prokopetz:
Some people say that Midna’s canonical true form doesn’t really match her established characterisation, and I can totally see where they’re coming from, but for me, the notion of trueform!Midna being this elegant eight-foot-tall sorcerer queen while still having exactly the same horrible trash imp personality is fucking hilarious.
Midna, a beautiful 8'2" ethereal queen of the light between worlds: hey, pull my finger

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courtesycalling:

loose marx

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porko-rosso:

tilthat:
TIL troop of 15 monkeys escaped a primate research center in Japan by using trees as catapults over a five-metre high electric fence (and afterwards were lured back with peanuts).
via reddit.com
Monkey brain: If we pull back this tree, we can use its preserved momentum to hurl ourselves over the dangerous fence.
also monkey brain: heehoo peenut

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chefpyro:

adeadphish:
chefpyro:
jaceriven:
chefpyro:
*removes all friction from the surface of my feet so I can move by t-posing and leaning forward*
Yo, chefpyro, wasn’t there a Jimmy Neutron episode about why removing the friction from your feet is a bad idea?
There was also a Scrooge McDuck comic but that never stopped me
There is also a magic school bus episode about the trouble from a world without friction. Children’s media is trying to tell you this is a bad idea
If I did everything children’s media told me to do we wouldn’t be having this conversation

there was also a GTA 4 mod that was about why no friction is bad

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keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

out-of-context-batfam:
Booster Gold #12
Hot damn Alfred

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The Dilemma

thegmsighs:

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heathcliffrichard:

same energy

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Mar 12

pochowek:

amosseleznev92:
banishedquasiroyal:
timurmurtazin:
banishedquasiroyal:
plump9000:
banishedquasiroyal:
daystxlker:
banishedquasiroyal:
daystxlker:
banishedquasiroyal:
FUCK silverfish
if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg
I HATE THEM SO MUCH
OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES

SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF
wait
WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES
where do you think the name came from
i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.
>implying endermen aren’t real
really not liking what you’re implying buddy
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