Silver Tongue

Mar 08

notaskiathegoat:

How do they keep falling for the bait?

(Source: askiathedickhead, via nofacednerd)

verycooltrash:

isthismadness:

girl-torture:

I am on the floor

WHY ARE AMERICANS LIKE THIS

(via nofacednerd)

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bluesunshinedays:

silencinq:

gunpowderplotandtreason:

aceslytherpuff:

brawltogethernow:

brawltogethernow:

muchymozzarella:

iloe:

iloe:

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

ok but remember Peter B’s world is most like ours

 so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own world’s memes

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.

Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.”
Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?

Miles: *makes a mistake* This is distressing. Siri play Take on Me.

Gwen: you absolute heathen. It’s ‘This is tragic, google play All Star.’

Peter: whAT the fUCK

THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

noir: strange flaunt, but alas

spiderham: that’s unfortunate, jukebox play What’s new Pussycat

(via nofacednerd)

shaiza:

shaiza:

tilthat:

TIL a Paralyzed Man Recently Walked After Having His Nose Cells Transplanted Into His Spinal Cord

via reddit.com

Call that a [JOKE PENDING]

Call that Nose Encounters of the Hurt Spine

so thats how a nose runs

(via dan-mcneely)

that-twink-over-there:

carnival-phantasm:

archangelrebirth:

sunshien:

i just watched a documentary on van gogh and how come nobody ever told me about this absolute banger of a painting

Cause it’s Blackface

(via chefpyro)

bloodsbane:

scorbunny is my fukcing DAUGHTER

bizarrolord:

If your partner feels threatened when you want alone time: RUN.

*to the tune of happy and you know it*
If youre a nazi and youre fired its your fault

(Source: mysharona1987, via scafe-dragon)

thebestpartofwakingup:

chloemac86:

goodqueenalys:

nomadactual:

goodqueenalys:

The 2nd Amendment is no longer the right to bear arms. 
The 2nd Amendment has become the right to take lives.
The 2nd Amendment is no longer aiding citizens. 
The 2nd Amendment is now abetting murderers.

When the laws don’t work, the laws must change. 

Well, clearly you failed 9th grade Social Studies.

You know… I honestly don’t remember how did in 9th grade Social Studies?

I did okay majoring in Political Science and American Government in undergrad though. I graduated summa cum laude so I figure I must have learned something?

Law school also went alright I guess? I did somehow manage to get an article about the constitutionality and modification of excessive force laws through out the 50 states placed in a national publication. And I also managed to pass the Bar Exam. 

But yeah it’s totally possible I failed 9th grade social studies tbh. I was a little shit when I was 15 and gave no fucks. 

Hey, 911, I just witnessed a murder.

It’s ok it’s their second amendment right

(Source: thelegendofclarke, via nofacednerd)

oppa-homeless-style:

peechybean:

(Source: un-euph0ric, via dan-mcneely)