Silver Tongue

May 22

jackironsides:

whitefriartuck:

my-forever-i-dont-give-a-fuck:

syrva:

ginger-ale-official:

mystrade-shipper:

injuries-in-dust:

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If an alien race were the same size as these octopi, the females would be 6.6ft (2m) in height, and their males would only be 2.4cm tall.

Imagine seeing what you think is your alien comrade sitting alone with dinner, only to see a tiny figure dart across the table like a bug. It scurries up her arm and seems to plant a little kiss on her cheek. 

Surprise, she’s having dinner with her husband!

Why is that dinner bit so cute gosh

This could be us but you decided not to be 457 feet tall 😒

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Ghibli knew what was up

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just because i needed an approximate visual scale on this

Wife: *sneezes*

Husband: *catapulted through the nearest window with a soft “ping” sound*

Wife: Oh. Oh shit! Ok. Nobody move, please! I’ve lost my husband! Can someone check the ground please, make sure he hasn’t fall into your pocket or something. He has to be around somewhere.

‘Nobody move, I’ve lost both a contact lens, and a husband.’

(via moonpaw)

May 21

[video]

homo-se-dice:

I literally cannot rest and it’s all because of this tiktok

(via newbarrk)

allow-me-to-speak:

I think one of my favorite realizations from my AtLA rewatch is how often Iroh was just vibing with the Gaang, even when Zuko was still trying to capture them. Pirate episode? Iroh’s just standing right next to Katara going “yeah this kind of is your fault”. North Pole? Iroh’s got a whole scene with Katara and Yue. He even gestures to her to stay away from Aang at one point and she actually listens. Tea with Toph. Man truly spends the whole show vibing with everyone

I really wish we got to see him and sokka interact. Their wit would have bounced off each other amazingly

(via newbarrk)

[video]

smemence:
“250x250 benrey what will he do
”
Commit tax fraud

smemence:

250x250 benrey what will he do

Commit tax fraud

(via turing-tested)

silver-tongues-blog:

Imagine a karen in ba sing se demanding to see the manager of a local tea shop and she turns around and the fucking firelord says “i’m the manager on duty”

[video]

silver-tongues-blog:
“Gonna be streaming DND. prestream right now but will start once all the players join
”
starting the game

silver-tongues-blog:

Gonna be streaming DND. prestream right now but will start once all the players join

starting the game

“You mean you dont just grab whip cream and fill it in your mouth until it comes out your nose like a fucking hentai protagonist?”

~said in our dnd pre-stream