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Can we fight the flat earth theory with the theory that the earth is on the back of a giant turtle?
the turtle earth theory needs the earth to be flat. HOWEVER i propose that earth is inside a fishbowl
why are the homestuck kids so recognizable in all fan art. there’s a million ways to draw each one but you fucking know jade harley when you see her
parental instinct
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Good on him for speaking up for himself and his siblings.
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CON SAVE // one of my comics from the D&Doodles book
I’ve reblogged this before but it makes me laugh every fucking time.
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me on ellen
Ellen: So i heard you like wind waker
Me: Yeah
Ellen: forces the goddesses to bury the entire world in ocean with only the tops of mountains serving as islands
Me: OMG ellen, you didnt!
1. Anything the government says is propaganda
2. 99% of vegetables taste better roasted
You spelled boiled wrong
My apologies:
Anything the government says is boiled
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This is quite possibly the worst thing I’ve ever conceived.
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man i had a dream that magic was discovered in the near future
but it was like. shitty unbalanced fantasy magic. like within a few weeks people had wikis and guides up on how to glitch in immortality potions and time spells. people are just tossing homemade black holes around. i looked on the news and saw some speedrunner made it to the edge of the universe
first of all how dare you assume im literate
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